Humour

*We've got to have fun with our words from time to time, ??*

Bounce bounce
Bounce bounce...

On the stationary shelf

Mr cardboard box stuttered & a-spluttered & said he:
“I th...

"Mum, I've tried and tried again
But it never tastes quite right
What is it that you do...

When my memory wanders
As it's prone to do these days
Simple comforts work best for me......

The binmen come on Wednesdays,
It's grey bin day tomorrow,
Do you think if I gave them my...

Nearly two years gone and I am still here
The orange baboon, the puppeteer
I have very...

Last night it was Goodnight, now it's a... ??

Good Morning...

Here's to the coffee makers...

Donavan & Delora

Donavan & Delora
They were the loudest of the lot
You’d hear...

Me & my obsessions :)

I am a very busy person
& Obsessive so they say
I am...

Whoops there goes divinity
Disappearing in a whirl
One hundred years of solitude
For a...

“I think a great many of us are haunted by the feeling that our society, and by ours I don’t mean just the...

SHADDAP YOU FACE
IN THIS PLACE
WHATS GOING DO
SO SHADDAP YOU FACE
IN EVERY...

Its Friday night dinner tonight
Adam and Johnny are having a fight
Martin jumps in
...

It's Friday night dinner at last
But Jackies says it's time to fast.
No squirrel to bite...

There once was a girl called Lee
Who was stung by a little honey bee
She cried and she cried...

It's Friday night dinner tonight
Lovely bit of squirrel to bite
Martin sneezed on the beans...

There once was a dog called Wilson
Who got so drunk he was ill some
They carried him home...