Humour

Knock, knock, trick or treat
Hopped up on sugar
The big lads turned green
Hakuna...

Empty hangers were once dressed
Different sizes, I'm not impressed
Who lives in these very...

The perks of the job?

She works at the Coop nine till four
Shes on the middle till
Or...

Oh me oh my I wonder why
A ‘V’ does form up in the sky
It is a flock of geese fly by
...

*We've got to have fun with our words from time to time, ??*

Bounce bounce
Bounce bounce...

On the stationary shelf

Mr cardboard box stuttered & a-spluttered & said he:
“I th...

"Mum, I've tried and tried again
But it never tastes quite right
What is it that you do...

When my memory wanders
As it's prone to do these days
Simple comforts work best for me......

The binmen come on Wednesdays,
It's grey bin day tomorrow,
Do you think if I gave them my...

Nearly two years gone and I am still here
The orange baboon, the puppeteer
I have very...

Last night it was Goodnight, now it's a... ??

Good Morning...

Here's to the coffee makers...

Donavan & Delora

Donavan & Delora
They were the loudest of the lot
You’d hear...

Me & my obsessions :)

I am a very busy person
& Obsessive so they say
I am...

Whoops there goes divinity
Disappearing in a whirl
One hundred years of solitude
For a...

“I think a great many of us are haunted by the feeling that our society, and by ours I don’t mean just the...

SHADDAP YOU FACE
IN THIS PLACE
WHATS GOING DO
SO SHADDAP YOU FACE
IN EVERY...

Its Friday night dinner tonight
Adam and Johnny are having a fight
Martin jumps in
...