Humour

He had a straw body and a straw head
At night he rested on his large straw bed
This man...

Fuss and Nonsense went to the bay
leaving Grumpy and Difficult at home to stay

they went to...

Let me tell you about my friend Rolf
He is very competitive at the game of golf
One day he...

I'm bored of Brexit
So let's just get to the exit.
I've seen and I've heard:...
I'd...

A little twist on the Christmas poetry ???

My Christmas Stockings!

Twas the night before...

Hold me,
Cuddle me,
I've just the right handle for you,
Love me,
Kiss me,...

Wading through the books,
Think I might resort to drugs,
And I really am considering,
...

She said
the flight
to California
was great
and was
happy
to...

Tight grey shorts,
Legs red raw,
Walking to school,
In a stroppy mood,
It's the...

Onions are like hand grenades

Onions are like hand grenades
That hide right in plain sight...

I’m goin ‘Cuckoo’

I own a cuckoo clock
It sits proud on my wall
There are three acorn...

Mr Silly String Got Into A Snip

Mr Silly String wasn’t that long
but he was oh so talented...

No longer do I,
Giggle when someone uses,
The term “Weed Whacker”.

Knock, knock, trick or treat
Hopped up on sugar
The big lads turned green
Hakuna...

Empty hangers were once dressed
Different sizes, I'm not impressed
Who lives in these very...

The perks of the job?

She works at the Coop nine till four
Shes on the middle till
Or...

Oh me oh my I wonder why
A ‘V’ does form up in the sky
It is a flock of geese fly by
...