Humour

oh not again!
You see my mum falls
Quite a lot since dad passed.
She stayed strong to...

My pen writes,..Its an all out war.

My mind for the right.
Crying, bloodshed and gore....

(Inspired by the Smokey and the Bandit movies.)

I have a son who is so stupid that I want to give...

Humpty Trumpty wanted to construct a great wall
However Humpty would be heading for a major fall...

He had a straw body and a straw head
At night he rested on his large straw bed
This man...

Fuss and Nonsense went to the bay
leaving Grumpy and Difficult at home to stay

they went to...

Let me tell you about my friend Rolf
He is very competitive at the game of golf
One day he...

I'm bored of Brexit
So let's just get to the exit.
I've seen and I've heard:...
I'd...

A little twist on the Christmas poetry ???

My Christmas Stockings!

Twas the night before...

Hold me,
Cuddle me,
I've just the right handle for you,
Love me,
Kiss me,...

Wading through the books,
Think I might resort to drugs,
And I really am considering,
...

She said
the flight
to California
was great
and was
happy
to...

Tight grey shorts,
Legs red raw,
Walking to school,
In a stroppy mood,
It's the...

Onions are like hand grenades

Onions are like hand grenades
That hide right in plain sight...

I’m goin ‘Cuckoo’

I own a cuckoo clock
It sits proud on my wall
There are three acorn...

Mr Silly String Got Into A Snip

Mr Silly String wasn’t that long
but he was oh so talented...

No longer do I,
Giggle when someone uses,
The term “Weed Whacker”.