Humour

One size fits all that's what it said
I tried them on and shook my head
The advertisement...

The teetotaller downed a few beers
He’d swill and he’d scull and he’d cheer
I walked over,...

Can't see why they should visit the gym
Their bodies are healthy,lean and trim
All that...

Isn’t dust the strangest thing
tho invisible in the air
the blighter forms a film each day...

From Dublin to Donegal from Sligo to Clare
Irishmen are full of Paddies and don't seem to care...

I'll do it tomorrow
that common line,
when it comes to the completion of work.
That...

breakfast

isn’t breakfast
without bran
and the proteins
and the fibre
...

Life is good at Mary Rose's place
where God unfurls his infinite grace
Spring leaves cloth...

I'm a coat stand and you're a chair
I get put on you get sat on does anyone care
It's not...

I expected comfort and luxury in a five star hotel
Instead the drains let off an unwelcome smell...

I was sharing a table with bottles in a bar
My sober self was slowly losing its hold
At the...

Saw half an eye of a girl in a hall...long dark hair, about 5'4 tall!!
She looked like a lady,...

From the day you were first hired,
You prayed to God to not get fired.
You worked your ass...

Every moment of Every Day
I inevitably find myself
interacting
with children of a...

oh not again!
You see my mum falls
Quite a lot since dad passed.
She stayed strong to...

My pen writes,..Its an all out war.

My mind for the right.
Crying, bloodshed and gore....

(Inspired by the Smokey and the Bandit movies.)

I have a son who is so stupid that I want to give...