Humour

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Limerick V

Limerick V

The teetotaller downed a few beers
He’d swill and he’d scull and he’d cheer
I walked over,...

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WHY SHOULD THEY GO TO THE GYM?

Can't see why they should visit the gym
Their bodies are healthy,lean and trim
All that...

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The dusty magician

The dusty magician

Isn’t dust the strangest thing
tho invisible in the air
the blighter forms a film each day...

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A PLASTIC PADDY

From Dublin to Donegal from Sligo to Clare
Irishmen are full of Paddies and don't seem to care...

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Should've known

I'll do it tomorrow
that common line,
when it comes to the completion of work.
That...

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BREAKFAST

breakfast

isn’t breakfast
without bran
and the proteins
and the fibre
...

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Life is Good

Life is Good

Life is good at Mary Rose's place
where God unfurls his infinite grace
Spring leaves cloth...

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THE COAT STAND AND THE CHAIR

I'm a coat stand and you're a chair
I get put on you get sat on does anyone care
It's not...

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MY FIVE STAR HOTEL EXPERIENCE

I expected comfort and luxury in a five star hotel
Instead the drains let off an unwelcome smell...

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Hard To Get

Hard To Get

I was sharing a table with bottles in a bar
My sober self was slowly losing its hold
At the...

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Half an eye

Half an eye

Saw half an eye of a girl in a hall...long dark hair, about 5'4 tall!!
She looked like a lady,...

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Happy Retirement Mama-Bear

Happy Retirement Mama-Bear

From the day you were first hired,
You prayed to God to not get fired.
You worked your ass...

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Children Of A Lessor God

Children Of A Lessor God

Every moment of Every Day
I inevitably find myself
interacting
with children of a...

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Mum

Mum

oh not again!
You see my mum falls
Quite a lot since dad passed.
She stayed strong to...

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World War Write

My pen writes,..Its an all out war.

My mind for the right.
Crying, bloodshed and gore....

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We Got No Time For That Crap!

We Got No Time For That Crap!

(Inspired by the Smokey and the Bandit movies.)

I have a son who is so stupid that I want to give...

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HUMPTY TRUMPTY

HUMPTY TRUMPTY

Humpty Trumpty wanted to construct a great wall
However Humpty would be heading for a major fall...