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Autocorrect Oh Autocorrect

Autocorrect Oh Autocorrect

Autocorrect oh autocorrect
You get in the way of what I'm trying to say,
You make me look as though I don't know English
Or why it is I'm trying to say.

And you fail to pick up on mistypings I makeIt makes me look like a bloody cool

Your sup posed to be helping ne say what I want to say,
But you're not a very effective tool 

An with you by my side ''helping me out''
There's always the danger I'll call

Into the tap of saying what I don't mean to say
Or what I'm thinking at all:

When you try I improve upon the things that I say
Yet obscure my own pint of view
What Sam I as a commander of the English language 
really supposed to do?

MDC

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