Good Sex
Women claim good sex doesn't matter
when it comes to affairs of the heart.
But you gotta rattle her platter
and present your sex like an art.
Theyβll tell you looks arenβt important.
Well, brother, thatβs simply a lie.
Good bad-boy looks, tattoosβreading books
will always help you get by.
If you buy that size doesn't matter
try to please her with only an inch.
Like cockroaches in light, they'll scatter
to leave you in quite a pinch.
There must be physical attraction
before seeds of lust will grow.
A heated, chemical reaction
that start her juices to flow.
Just keep believing false rumors,
or hit the gym to build up your abs.
Youβll easily get in her bloomers,
and your sex life wonβt seem quite so sad.
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awesome ink my friend
Thanks for reading my attempt at humor, Lisa.
I sure do appreciate your comments, as always.
~DeanΒ ;)Β β₯
I dunno sweetheart... size isn't an issue for people like me sense half my dates were female. Plus... I think knowing the proper behavior, respect and being really good with rope as well as intelligence is far more attractive than a nice set of abs.
but, you know, I am an odd one to be sure.
Rope, toys, burning candles and fur-lined handcuffs...
Yeah, I'm down wit' 'dat.
Thanks for reading.Β
~DeanΒ :)
Child's play, ? I've been on a totally different sort of site for over 8 years now lol.Β
Hey Man!!......the truth contained in this piece is what makes it so compelling......I know that the humor helps pass it off as just a fleeting, fanciful, one-time-deal......but......EVERYTHING (from my experiences) is PRECISE truth!!......Looks don't matter!! ~ WRONG!!......Size doesn't matter!! ~ WRONG!!.......Technique (taking your time) doesn't matter!! ~ WRONG!!.......women want the same thing that men do.....To be attracted to the personΒ they're with, to have them take their time with them during love-making, to use their size (for men) to the best of their ability, and to be proud of their partner in theirΒ daily pursuits......We ALL want to be in Love ~ whatever that may mean to different personalities!!......for me, this was a "Kick Ass" write!!.....Fistful-O-Stars!!.......high fives brother!!......smokin' grooves!!......T xo ??β΄β΄β€β΄β΄?
Ok, I can agree with all of that!
I gotta agree, Tony.
Some of the things I mentioned in the poem, although meant in a humorous vein, can make or break a relationship.
If you ignore your significant other, for example, she WILL go somewhere else, post riki-tic (that's Vietnamese for very quickly), and hook up with someone who makes her feel special, loved and wanted.
That's just the way it is, I've found.
She may not be getting any from you.
But she's certainly getting some from someone.
Thanks for the grrrrrrrrreat review, my man!
~DeanΒ :)
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:) A write with an edge which entertains and informs !!
You have the ability to communicate emotion, humour and philosophy through your craft in a most creative manner.
Producing some fine results with your endeavour.
Take care my friend.
Thanks so much for reading and commenting as usual, Richard.
I'm very grateful for your review.
Warmest wishes,
~DeanΒ ;)