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Baby homework eata

Baby homework eata

Complex thoughts and equations cross my mind,
Is this what's it is like?
Is this what they do?
God my mind is at a loss,
A migraine splitting my brain in two,
Point slope,
Cross vertex,
Fuck that,
I think il stay young and in first grade,
That shit is scary,
Nearly made me shit my diaper,
I placed my thumb in my mouth and begin suckling,
As I rip the page out and stick it in my mouth,
If I can't learn it,
Get rid of it,
Is what traveled through my mind,
I then hear my big brother stepping up the stairs,
I watched as he walked in the doorway,
He begin to speak,
"Damnit Toby that was my homework, Moooom Toby ate my homework..... Again..."
I begin to craw towards the door,
Making my quick get away,
Hopefully they don't catch me.
I am the baby homework eater,
Get with it!

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Georgina Richardson

Well done sweetie that was very good for the humour topic, you`re doing very well, you`ll soon have that masters degree! I`m really proud of my newly adopted son. I love you dearly sweetie..... Mum xxxx

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