Money

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Norse Family Drama

Norse Family Drama

How can two kingdoms unite
with a double edged sword?
Through the birth of a baby girl...

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Cocoa [Part I rap]

Cocoa [Part I rap]

Rich girl, tough world.
she hurls
over the toilet seat
cos she just took 30-35
...

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Steering Wheel

Steering Wheel

Some people tried to skip out, and not pay their hotel bill.
But when they tried to leave, their car...

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Three Strikes And We’re Out...

Three Strikes And We’re Out In Indiana

Photograph of our beautiful booth yesterday at the show
.
We have struck out three times now...

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Antiques In Indiana

Antiques In Indiana

We are heading out this morning, to do an area Antique Show;
We get it all set up today, it runs...

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I met a man

I met a man

I met a man

I met a man with five million dollars who asked me did he have enough
I met a...

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The Rich and The Wealthy

The Rich and The Wealthy

The difference between the rich and the wealthy is that
The rich have amassed wealth which they keep...

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Banking On Nashville

Banking On Nashville

We are heading down to Nashville, to do an Antique Show;
We are taking lots of art work, wishing...

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Paying Alimony Is a Bunch...

A judge ordered me to pay my ex-wife alimony.
I told him that his ruling was a bunch of baloney....

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Materialistic

Gold, silver, iron, brass, how can metals determines ones class?

LV, Prada, Chanel and tag, no...

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Opened Star Wars Action...

Opened Star Wars Action Figures

I had all of the original Star Wars action figures that were sealed in their packs.
My ex-friend...

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Lotto

Lotto

Okay I bought it
the winning lotto ticket
I can dream can't I

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5 Million

Last year, I found five million dollars in a briefcase.
The owners want it back, I'm constantly...

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Har Meggido...A Tell Awaits

Har Meggido...A Tell Awaits

The site awaits, now forlorn, dust bleaching the ragged rocks
towering over the flat terrain...

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Three Lousy Bucks!

Three Lousy Bucks!

When I got a job, the boss didn't tell me what he would pay.
That low life piece of scum only gave...

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In our own little bubble

We live in our own little bubble
Dealing with our own little troubles
Unaware of the fact...