Money

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I can dream can’t I ?

If I was a Billionaire
I’d definately own a yacht
A cabin with a sat nav
I would buy...

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There Once Was a Long...

There Once Was a Long Vanished England

There once was a long vanished England;
Of well-spoken presenters
Of the BBC Home Service,...

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I Made You [Song]

I Made You [Song]

I've seen some city nights
and Wall Street days,
They grab me when they get paid
...

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The Show Of Shows-Part II

The Show Of Shows-Part II

It’s now early Monday morning, as I write these words to you;
About the Antique Show of yesterday,...

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FRED

FRED

Time to write a poem before I go to bed
A character comes to mind in the name of Fred
Now...

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The Show Of Shows-Part I

The Show Of Shows-Part I

Tomorrow is very important, we are praying that it goes well;
At the antique show we are doing,...

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Norse Family Drama

Norse Family Drama

How can two kingdoms unite
with a double edged sword?
Through the birth of a baby girl...

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Cocoa [Part I rap]

Cocoa [Part I rap]

Rich girl, tough world.
she hurls
over the toilet seat
cos she just took 30-35
...

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Steering Wheel

Steering Wheel

Some people tried to skip out, and not pay their hotel bill.
But when they tried to leave, their car...

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Three Strikes And We’re Out...

Three Strikes And We’re Out In Indiana

Photograph of our beautiful booth yesterday at the show
.
We have struck out three times now...

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Antiques In Indiana

Antiques In Indiana

We are heading out this morning, to do an area Antique Show;
We get it all set up today, it runs...

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I met a man

I met a man

I met a man

I met a man with five million dollars who asked me did he have enough
I met a...

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The Rich and The Wealthy

The Rich and The Wealthy

The difference between the rich and the wealthy is that
The rich have amassed wealth which they keep...

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Banking On Nashville

Banking On Nashville

We are heading down to Nashville, to do an Antique Show;
We are taking lots of art work, wishing...

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Paying Alimony Is a Bunch...

A judge ordered me to pay my ex-wife alimony.
I told him that his ruling was a bunch of baloney....

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Materialistic

Gold, silver, iron, brass, how can metals determines ones class?

LV, Prada, Chanel and tag, no...