Party

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The Girls Of Cosmo At...

The Girls Of Cosmo At Cherie’s Bachelorette Party

Inspired by Greg Tucker’s “Cherie’s Cosmo Bachelorette Party”

The girls of Cosmo were so naughty...

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The Birthday Girls

The Birthday Girls

Last night we went to a party, for the L.A. Fitness Club;
Each month we have a shindig, with...

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PEARLS, PAIRS and PARTIES

PEARLS, PAIRS and PARTIES

P retend E very A rtists' R eal L ives S uck,

P oliteness A rguable I s R equired to S uffocate...

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Party

A Party is a fun place to be,
Well to everyone BUT me.
Everyone who enjoys to be within a...

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Summer time

The sun shone, the BBQ sizzled
Beers and wine every where to be seen.
Many friends: great...

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Particoloured

Particoloured

Your green eyes are wild, untamed.
It keeps people away from me.
We are surrounded by drunken...

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HE IS JESUS (Have a Beer)

HE IS JESUS (Have a Beer)

Meet me, you choose the place...

I know your hands and the magic you do as you swipe across the...

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You Should Never Drink...

You Should Never Drink Prosecco On A Trampoline

In life there are many things that you shouldn’t do,
Like hug a wild bear or box a kangaroo,
...

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I Had An Affair In The...

I Had An Affair In The Summer Of Ninety-Five

In August of nineteen ninety-five, I decided to have an affair;
I made all of my secret phone calls...

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Pick A Different Poison....

Pick A Different Poison....

Catch us at the bar,
Drinking away those sorrows,
Getting drunk to get passed today,
...

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Our Precious Easter Bunny

Our Precious Easter Bunny

Yesterday was Holy Easter, but also, a very special one;
For our dearest Granddaughter’s Birthday,...

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The Rarest Cru

The Rarest Cru

Just like the rarest of all French wines, are labeled Premiere Grand Cru;
So is my precious four-...

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LADY FUN

LADY FUN

The doors are open...

Ladies you're in for a special treat...

Let me introduce you to...

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The Birthday Bash

The Birthday Bash

Last year, this date on your birthday, the last one we would ever share;
We had a very nifty party...

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The Best Of Dayton

The Best Of Dayton

Last night, Linda and I went to a party, “The Best Of Dayton” with chefs;
Where many nominated...

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The Go Go Girls

The Go Go Girls

Yesterday I wrote about the “Kim Sisters”, it’s the “Go Go Girls” today;
Same scenario, club closed...