Party

He got in his car and started to drive
It would be eight when he was due to arrive
The...

The Prickles Shindig

Mr & Mrs Prickle were a busy pair
They held a party on the farm...

I yearned for another,
Who wasn’t you,
But she wasn’t there,
Unlike you,
At a...

Inspired by Greg Tucker’s “Tony’s Cosmo Bachelor Party”

Everyone got there Friday at eight p.m....

Inspired by Greg Tucker’s “Cherie’s Cosmo Bachelorette Party”

The girls of Cosmo were so naughty...

Last night we went to a party, for the L.A. Fitness Club;
Each month we have a shindig, with...

P retend E very A rtists' R eal L ives S uck,

P oliteness A rguable I s R equired to S uffocate...

A Party is a fun place to be,
Well to everyone BUT me.
Everyone who enjoys to be within a...

The sun shone, the BBQ sizzled
Beers and wine every where to be seen.
Many friends: great...

Your green eyes are wild, untamed.
It keeps people away from me.
We are surrounded by drunken...

Meet me, you choose the place...

I know your hands and the magic you do as you swipe across the...

In life there are many things that you shouldn’t do,
Like hug a wild bear or box a kangaroo,
...

In August of nineteen ninety-five, I decided to have an affair;
I made all of my secret phone calls...

Catch us at the bar,
Drinking away those sorrows,
Getting drunk to get passed today,
...

Yesterday was Holy Easter, but also, a very special one;
For our dearest Granddaughter’s Birthday,...

Just like the rarest of all French wines, are labeled Premiere Grand Cru;
So is my precious four-...

The doors are open...

Ladies you're in for a special treat...

Let me introduce you to...