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Where Poetry Hides

Where Poetry Hides

My poems
They like to hide away
Concealing themselves
Within the depths
Of the...

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"Have a drink on me!...

"Have a drink on me!"

On white horses a dirty man rode, barrel upon barrel of his liquid gold
Day's were long, winter's...

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FIRST DAY AT WORK

FIRST DAY AT WORK

First day at work don't know what to expect
Given remedial tasks I'm willing to bet
Cleaning...

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Granted something better

Granted something better

I had a ticket
The compartment, which stopped in front of me, was good-looking, but I kept thinking...

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Three Strikes And We’re Out...

Three Strikes And We’re Out In Indiana

Photograph of our beautiful booth yesterday at the show
.
We have struck out three times now...

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Annoying Work Colleague

Annoying Work Colleague

Nag nag nag and nag nag again,
Cluck cluck clucking like a hangry hen,
Punch punch punch is...

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WE'RE WORTH A MILLION...

WE'RE WORTH A MILLION BUCKS

I may not have a chance to wish you all a Happy Labor Day so I wanted to wish it now...

May we...

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treading water

treading water

I can predict the future
I can, when I turn up at work
and see an ~Agency Nurse
and an...

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Caphouse Colliery

Caphouse Colliery

Caphouse Colliery

twenty bodies wrapped in a cage
decend the shaft..
it's fast..the...

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Banking On Nashville

Banking On Nashville

We are heading down to Nashville, to do an Antique Show;
We are taking lots of art work, wishing...

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Our Old Lady

Our Old Lady

our Old Lady
brick upon brick, blood sweat and mortar
born of graft of men who would...

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Take That Job And Shove It

Take That Job And Shove It

For a month my Linda’s been trying, to find another job;
After my unscrupulous son decided, her...

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Tension

Now, close your mouth and keep your thoughts to yourself.
Keep the opinions on a shelf.
Leave...

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Stick My Job Where The Sun...

What was the point of going to college and furthering my education?
I've been here for twenty years...

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A Routine or a Rut?

A Routine or a Rut?

So I wake each day,
Have breakfast,
Browse the internet:
After dressing
I get a...

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JUST A JOB

JUST A JOB

The footballer receives adulation when he scores
An artist is clever when he paints and draws...

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MARY THE TROLLEY DOLLY

MARY THE TROLLEY DOLLY

"What's your occupation?" Richard said
"I'm a trolley dolly" Mary replied turning red
Mary...