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more dental blues

more dental blues

I have the dentist blues
I have them bad
Have to go to the dentist
For my twice yearly...

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Nevermind

Nevermind

I thought
I would
write
something
significant
eloquent
or
...

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BOYFRIENDS #1

BOYFRIENDS  #1

If your boyfriend
Provides no pleasure
Then, he is not
The one to treasure

...

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LEAVING

LEAVING

Halloween is for
The ones deceiving
Birthdays come
From us conceiving
...

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The State

The cauldron brew of reptilian stew boiled with witches cackles
Wafting the steam in strange delight...

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Confidence of A Drunk

Confidence of A Drunk

I am so Sexy!

Got my drink on!
I was the man
at the club
tonight!

I am...

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Grass Fed

Grass Fed

So in reality
what the hell
does it mean
to be grass fed?

What is the...

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Divorcing My Boss

Divorcing My Boss

I would like
to be able
to say
its me and not you
BUT who are we fooling?...

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College Stats

College Stats

I came to my college class, hoping to get an “A”

However, I failed to realize the trouble I was in...

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Porridge

Porridge

In the morning lets have breakfast
I'll make porridge she said
I thought she knew how to!...

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THE HOUSE OF PAIN

THE HOUSE OF PAIN

Ouch I have hurt my head

Freddie cursed as he got out of bed

This was just the start of...

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Unto My Day

When I rise the timing is right.
I look to the window.
I feel the forecast.
The...

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Presentation

I am not afraid
I practiced to the mirror
To wall
To Mom
And to Fido
I...

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Pests

circulating in circles that fancy fan above my bed over my head.
thinning the room cool. An opening...

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Yes Sir Madame Teacher

Yes Sir Madame Teacher

Ms. Becker was
my music teacher
at Union Terrace Elementary
in third grade aged 8....

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We Got This

We Got This

Lets do this!
the heist has
been masterfully
planned.
No detail forgotten...