Ambassador Topic -

Humour

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Grass Fed

Grass Fed

So in reality
what the hell
does it mean
to be grass fed?

What is the...

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Divorcing My Boss

Divorcing My Boss

I would like
to be able
to say
its me and not you
BUT who are we fooling?...

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College Stats

College Stats

I came to my college class, hoping to get an “A”

However, I failed to realize the trouble I was in...

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Porridge

Porridge

In the morning lets have breakfast
I'll make porridge she said
I thought she knew how to!...

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THE HOUSE OF PAIN

THE HOUSE OF PAIN

Ouch I have hurt my head

Freddie cursed as he got out of bed

This was just the start of...

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Unto My Day

When I rise the timing is right.
I look to the window.
I feel the forecast.
The...

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Presentation

I am not afraid
I practiced to the mirror
To wall
To Mom
And to Fido
I...

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Pests

circulating in circles that fancy fan above my bed over my head.
thinning the room cool. An opening...

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Yes Sir Madame Teacher

Yes Sir Madame Teacher

Ms. Becker was
my music teacher
at Union Terrace Elementary
in third grade aged 8....

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We Got This

We Got This

Lets do this!
the heist has
been masterfully
planned.
No detail forgotten...

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Your A SISSY

Your A SISSY

Dear Customer
I wanted to give
a different title
to this poem
but chose to keep...

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MY NERVES ARE SHOT

MY NERVES ARE SHOT

Sparrowsong there's someone here who wants to see you...

Is it the Police?

No, not this...

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Underestimate

I feeling comfortably numb, please don't mistake that for me being dumb.
Trust I'll never be under...

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MEN"S STROLL CYCLE

MEN"S STROLL CYCLE

There was this man
Whom I once met
He at the time
Was quite upset

Those...

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ITS BEST TO REALIZE THIS...

ITS BEST TO REALIZE THIS AHEAD OF TIME

We burst into this world
Screaming bloody murder
Then, while growing up
We stretch...

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Poetic Interpretation

Poetic Interpretation

Sometimes I’ll write a poem, with something specific upon my mind;
But when someone reads it over,...