He sneezed into his handkerchief about a week ago When something so trivial as that happened how...
(December 16, 2017)
The wife and I place our food items on the check-out line ...
TO: TWO PRECIOUS HARRIS LASSES WHO LIVE ON GREENTREE LANE THIS FAST APPROACHING CHRISTMAS HOLIDAY...
with noticeable burgeoning bosom in the offing, ahoy this baby faced blubbery bosom beastie boy...
(circa 2013)
It was not so much a glow I witnessed as the protruding belly...
My dearest Becky Where is the snow My little girl would like to know On the...
Opps, it came out wrong And that wasn' a song. feeling no regrets (burp) as the suds...
Brain cramp my ass My brain is filled with shit I need a septic trunk To suction out...
What urks me mostes... The peeple that cann't spell chek. Y cant they use spell cheker?...
If ignorance is bliss Then something is amiss We just can’t be oblivious When we need...
I remember the time when Hillary Clinton looked constipated in the last presidential race during one...
I've got mischief on my mind, a certain fun I need to find. Aww don't you worry babe I'll be kind. ...
specified such so as to issue a rhyme, but proceed as this scribe doth git linkedin with the...
Now that I am old And considered very wise I tell a tale or two As best, I can...
Rough and tumble mind you don't stumble. Open your mind You might be surprised by what...
For Decades going to the family's house or close friends for Thanksgiving...
