Opps, it came out wrong And that wasn' a song. feeling no regrets (burp) as the suds...
Brain cramp my ass My brain is filled with shit I need a septic trunk To suction out...
What urks me mostes... The peeple that cann't spell chek. Y cant they use spell cheker?...
If ignorance is bliss Then something is amiss We just can’t be oblivious When we need...
I remember the time when Hillary Clinton looked constipated in the last presidential race during one...
I've got mischief on my mind, a certain fun I need to find. Aww don't you worry babe I'll be kind. ...
specified such so as to issue a rhyme, but proceed as this scribe doth git linkedin with the...
Now that I am old And considered very wise I tell a tale or two As best, I can...
Rough and tumble mind you don't stumble. Open your mind You might be surprised by what...
For Decades going to the family's house or close friends for Thanksgiving...
I have the dentist blues I have them bad Have to go to the dentist For my twice yearly...
I thought I would write something significant eloquent or ...
If your boyfriend Provides no pleasure Then, he is not The one to treasure
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Halloween is for The ones deceiving Birthdays come From us conceiving ...
The cauldron brew of reptilian stew boiled with witches cackles Wafting the steam in strange delight...
I am so Sexy!
Got my drink on! I was the man at the club tonight!
I am...
