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Golden Skate World

Golden Skate World

Farrah Fawcett T Shirt
Sea Shell necklace
Rollerskates
on
Strolling across...

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THE WORLD RECORD ATTEMPT

THE WORLD RECORD ATTEMPT

I met my mate Frankie in the cafe today
I couldn't believe what I heard him say
He told me...

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Wilson Opens Up

Wilson Opens Up

It has been
18 years
since the
first showing
of castaway
And
Due...

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The Wildcat

The Wildcat

There was an amusement park in Dayton, located on the West Side;
It had a bad boy named “The...

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There is Treasure There

There is Treasure There

I still remember
talking my
little sister
into digging
up the
next door...

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The Go Go Girls

The Go Go Girls

Yesterday I wrote about the “Kim Sisters”, it’s the “Go Go Girls” today;
Same scenario, club closed...

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Checking Out The Elements

Checking Out The Elements

Linda and I went shopping yesterday, to buy some brand new phones;
Ours were getting very old,...

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Daisy Most Faithful

Daisy Most Faithful

MY MOST FAITHFUL LADY as of 2018

Joy (9 years) Teresa (3 years)
Kelly (2.5 years)...

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Sole Destroying

Sole Destroying

One pair size 8 walking boots
used once under duress
promised to walk the pennine route...

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SNEEZING

SNEEZING

He sneezed into his handkerchief about a week ago
When something so trivial as that happened how...

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Shopping Line Panic

Shopping Line Panic

(December 16, 2017)

The wife and I place
our food items on the
check-out line
...

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FROM SANTA CLAUS XMAS 2011

FROM SANTA CLAUS XMAS 2011

TO: TWO PRECIOUS HARRIS LASSES WHO LIVE ON GREENTREE LANE
THIS FAST APPROACHING CHRISTMAS HOLIDAY...

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Yikes, I got man boobs!

Yikes, I got man boobs!

with noticeable burgeoning bosom in the offing, ahoy
this baby faced blubbery bosom beastie boy...

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Awkward

Awkward

(circa 2013)

It was not
so much a glow
I witnessed as
the protruding belly...

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CHANGING CHANNELS

CHANGING CHANNELS


My dearest Becky
Where is the snow
My little girl would like to know
On the...