Humour

Selfish Bastard,
20 minutes on the phone
I’m stuck here all alone
No service for my...

BOYFRIEND’S #3

If being with your boyfriend
No longer makes you happy
Then tell him...

Yesterday was filled with stress, it started right away;
They told us to be there by eleven, for...

Poke
me
prod
me
with fillers
to
perfect
me
inject...

Crazy I hate you and don't even know crazy thing Is I seen you on a tv commercial breaking news this just...

They say tomorrow
the government
may shut down

They say it is
because
...

Last night, Linda and I went to a party, “The Best Of Dayton” with chefs;
Where many nominated...

Seems like all old people
Must always critique every one
That’s because………….
....

I rarely get callers.
Perhaps if I replaced
my broken door bell
it could make a...

If a happy ending is what you’re after, it’s none exciting here;
For even the happiest of ending,...

I write some BOEMS
That are hot
Some are funny
And some are not

Some...

Everyday
I find myself
on a rowing
machine
Trying
to exceed
8000...

Laying there
all frayed
looking as
though
she had
given birth
to...

The cocky jockey was ready to start the race
An odds on favourite to finish in first place
...

To all of you
who live in the
North
or Cold areas
anywhere
It is...