Comedy

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Sleeping Beauty move over,...

Sleeping Beauty move over, you got fierce competition

Ain't no vicious rumor,
but dead serious joke
cuz no princess
can kiss bajillion times...

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The Little Job

The Little Job

She asked me to do a little Job
“It wont take you that long”
As my Mind drifted to the radio...

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EASY PEELERS

These easy peeler satsumas are a downright lie
Can't take the peel off however hard I try
...

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Voluntary unconditional...

Voluntary unconditional surrender woke...,

Viz hitting yours truly,

when yokel egghead doth jinx

whereby ye cannot comprehend...

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“Yodel-Odel-Ee”

“Yodel-Odel-Ee”

“Yodel-lodel-odel-ee”
his high falsetto and low chest notes could be heard.. bellowing down beyond...

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Whoops! Yours truly almost...

Whoops! Yours truly almost ditched the missus...

Who nearly knocked me upside noggin
property of self anointed Unitarian sheikh
yea... of...

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The Sloth and the Moth

The Sloth and the Moth

A sloth met a moth on a midnight rendezvous.. said the sloth to the menacing moth “You are bothering me...

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The Struggle is Real Folks

Im over fourT and stil lerning how to spel
Well... maybe it's not quiet that bad
I fell I've...

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Blindsided to craft eye...

(alternately christened great insight to those who Braille)

Blindsided to craft eye catching title

Ah.... so glad thee did ask
summoning poetic title
tis most daunting task
if lucky...

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FORGET ABOUT TODAY

Could the day me thinks get any worse
So much bad luck I have got the curse
I will share it...

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"Our Wish"

Magical

"Our Wish"

Marshmallows danced within the blue sky.
Shapes of hearts, unicorns and big butterflies.
Hay...

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Only when yours truly...

Only when yours truly busies himself...

Feigning to emulate NON GMO
garden variety English major oh just so
ho-hum, this ousted son...

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I Was Thrown Down A Well

I Was Thrown Down A Well

A man made a mistake when he decided to throw me down his well.
He wanted me to do something but he...

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Poets Esteem

The one percent
is all that really counts
At first glance
it seems such a tiny amount...

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Midlife Crisis

I'm still young and spunky
Still got pzazz
Tonight I'm going out on the town
Shout a...

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MIXED COUPLES CAUSE TROUBLES

Everything was lovely in the world of Jane and Wayne
A lovely house and frequent holidays in Spain...

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Down at the local cafe ?❤️

Down at the local cafe ?❤️

Contentment is conversation, companionship with a friend..chatting cheerfully with a cuppa, this is...