Comedy

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Little butterfly

Little butterfly tell me why do you cry? Why do you feel like you will no longer be able to fly? Is it...

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Bring back the horse and buggy

Bring back the horse and buggy

Automobile prohibitive maintenance costs
pitches me pitifully begging for alms
lamenting dog...

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Knit one row, purl another ?

Knit one row, purl another ?

She started to knit a sock with a green ball of wool..knit one row, purl another.. unwinding from the...

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My winklepicker shoes

My winklepicker shoes

What does a poet actually look like ? yes I understand what he or she does do.. but I am so flabbergasted...

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Biological parents minted...

Biological parents minted circa December 1st, 1957

Amelie Beth Harris
fresh out womb blurted "ahoy"
melded as genetic
deoxynucleic acid...

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Buzzfeeding sustenance ...

Buzzfeeding sustenance (eating/drinking) beyond point of satiation

Bloated swollen cheeks
analogous to first Chinese Brother,
who swallowed the sea,
now...

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last goodbye

last goodbye

If I could wake up and die,
I would surely try,
preserve me in pickle until I cry.
...

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Christmas day Is now every...

Christmas day Is now every five years

What an earth does one buy for that someone who has everything.. they’ve got the whole wide world at their...

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Christmas day was every...

Christmas day was every five years ?

What an earth does one buy for that someone who has everything.. they’ve got the whole wide world at their...

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CHICKEN ON A BUS

How surreal was the dream I just had ?
Saying it aloud people would say I'm mad
I saw a...

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Grumpy Old Man

"Grumpy old man,"
The young man said.
"Indeed you are very wise!
Though your lines on...

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And that was that !!

And that was that !!

I saw a man running after his big hairy dog, who was trying to catch a cat but there looked little chance...

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A

Sex is the last thing I do
The talk is cheap and cigars smuggled
Deep is the struggle that...

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I’ve gone and done it again..

I’ve gone and done it again..

I was only putting on my socks whilst standing up, not sitting down.. perhaps this was not a good idea but...

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Crowded House

It's a love shack:

A big family

8 kids + 1

and a toilet
...

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Following Women Around The...

Following Women Around The Grocery Store

Let me tell you about an experience that wasn't great.
I would follow women around the grocery store...

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Feint faint "Fake"...

Feint faint "Fake" no nor'easter

If putsch comes to shove,
aye ain't no doggone fraidy cat
nor chicken little
fearing...