Comedy

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Sultana

Sultana

Sultana,
The one I see in dreams
The heat of the desert turns to ice
When I think of...

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BONES AND STONES

Beware of the fish it may contain bones
The olives and dates could also have stones
Food can...

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Waxing Hysterical

Don't try this at home

Waxing Hysterical

Nothing on the telly, finished my last book
I was bored and looking round for things to do
...

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Nuttin boot mieskeit goyim...

Nuttin boot mieskeit goyim...

lives among this nebbish atheist of Jewish ancestry

Tongue in cheek Yiddish
humor to...

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You Are

You Are
Giving Me
This Feeling,
Like
Nothing
Else
Matters....

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Elves On The Shelf

Elves On The Shelf

The night before Christmas
I slaved all day
Just to leave a special treat
Of some...

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ADDICTED TO CHOCOLATE

Addicted to chocolate is a most terrible thing
I know however the happiness it can bring
...

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Ho Ho Ho ?

Ho Ho Ho ?

Unravelling rolls of wrapping paper on the living room floor, when the tube rolls away from you and...

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Simulation

An in flight experience

Simulation

The flight was seemingly longer than the scheduled 15 hours,

excrucatingly felt more like...

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Righteous Rightness

Titus

The path of righteous rightness. What could it all mean? Will it be the greatest thing that I have ever...

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Head of two person...

Head of two person patriarchy...

Breathes sigh of relief
(like toe tilly gnarly mon)
footing expenses good grief.

Onus...

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WHERE IS PADDINGTON BEAR ?

I arrived at Paddington just before ten
It was nice to visit this place once again
Why then...

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A ‘Happy Bunny’

A ‘Happy Bunny’

I’m sat waiting on a parcel coming in a delivery van.. haha he definately won’t get lost this DPD man.. I’...

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Irrelevant boyhood arcane...

Irrelevant boyhood arcane flotsam and jetsam...

Impossible mission to jettison
nonetheless laughter iz best medicine
more enjoyable with...

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Trawling through the...

Trawling through the internet??

Ordering this for her and that for him and socks with chocks for cousin Jim.. trawling through the...

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I want to feel loved.

I dont feel improtant. Atleast not with you. Maybe im just boring or maybe its just you. I want to feel...

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Purple people eater viz...

Purple people eater viz hits sleep deprived cannibal

Began during wee hours
of December first
tooth house sand nineteen
steeply self...