Comedy

I am secretly anticipatingly, waiting for the big day to arrive, whilst I am so pleased to see another...

Once again mine lock, stock
and barrel trade in balderdash
finds yours truly (i.e. me)...

I don't really want to go it's not my scene
Someone hosting a party and the subject is green...

Is it strange to take a chicken to my bed ?
Not a usual occurrence it has to be said
...

My Wife looks like she's pregnant but she's just fat.
People have been congratulating her and she...

The pear tree in the garden stands so tall
I stand beside it hoping pears will fall
For I am...

I had my first of many Christmas dinners last night, my tummy felt like it was gonna burst! So, of course...

No matter yours truly
(potential rising star -
analogous to ascending yeast)
bred for...

“Eyes down everybody, we are playing for a full house” as all the chattering in the hall went as quiet as...

Don't get in my way I'm coming through
Stand well clear if I were you
I'm in a hurry no time...

Superstition(s) stubbornly linger
impossible to shrug off
(cue Atlas) courtesy pointer finger...

Everybody everywhere loves a good old laugh, it helps keep the Doctor from your door coz its a tonic and a...

I love my jolly folly Christmas socks..I think they are so sweet..so I seek out the most wackiest ones I...

Monday Tuesday Wednesday have all now passed
Friday means the weekend will come at last
...

Against merry christmas premature blowout,
(or otherwise) ejaculation galore burnout,
hence I...

When I asked my wife what I was getting for Christmas, she kicked me in the balls.
That wasn't what...

In the melting pot went the wing of a bat
Quickly followed by a tail of a skinny cat
Both...