Comedy

How does Santa Claus know where I live ?
He has so many presents to deliver and give
I have...

Who is that man with the big round belly ?
Not heard him on the radio or seen him on the telly...

updated to a third verse on request x

Bah humbug to all the bad-tempered people, the miserable...

Pressure
Growing
From
The Progressive
Left
Santa
had
No...

You have been
ordered
At the local
Grocery Store

I realize
Our...

Over-indulgence, stuffed to the brim, with absolutely no inclination to join the local gym.. yet you know...

Santa Claus is a naughty fellow in my eyes
Under the influence with sherry and mince pies
...

Maisie Mouse was in her element this year, scuttling up and down the Christmas tree joining in the festive...

While looking in the mirror,
a quiet person said to me.
Who do you want to be?
I said...

taking devil's advocate stance...,
with sharp eyed cognizance
of course Joe King abidance!...

Received a letter from Santa Claus today.
It says "My sleigh is stuck up Finland way.
There's...

Snarling Cup of Coffee

and other coffee inspired poems

Coffee Poems

I am a coffee...

To heat these lovely bag of bones
more so than required to generate clones
aging...

I’ve been drinking for three days and three nights
Had some cocain and I enjoyed the conversation I...

Here's my Invisible Rules Book.
I make them up as I go along.
Don't dare make me accountable...

Each and every year we get on our local bus, me and my little family, there are quite alot of us..bound...

Run turkey run like a rocket if you are able, do you want to be frozen in a freezer with a price tag label...