Comedy

Mr. Piggy, Mr Piggy where are you?
There's nothing more you can do
Mr. Piggy the knife is...

Curiosity mortem

The cat wound up dead

Died doing what he loves best

(alternatively named last poetic endeavor for 2019
issuing out cerebral petrified complex edifice...

At midnight tonight, the second decade of the twenty-first century will be no more.
At midnight...

The groundwork done and the foundations laid
Trying to write the last poem of this decade
It...

Fourteen and a half years
since death of mother (mine),
nary one iota of communication...

Eats her weigh out of home and house
unsolicited feedback courtesy
yours truly, she does...

I pulled a
hamstring
Today
While
Patrolling
The
Beat

No...

Have you heard about that tinker and rascal
He lives in Paris and his name is Pascal
For he...

Today I found a "coffee" shop that sells only cakes and black tea, and a coffee shop that has no pastries...

Taking a little trip but I'm unsure where to go
Somewhere warm perhaps or maybe covered in snow...

With family and friends all arriving in tow
the atmosphere’s building up well,
with Christmas...

After Christmas day I feel like a big baboon, with rolls of fat around my midrift and a face like a full...

Well for starters Nationwide
road service emergency
one man cutting crew
with battery...

If you ever try a drug
you'll have to steal a coffee mug
Just to make yourself a cup of joe...

We open a big tin of chocolates as we do this time of year
Something at the back of my mind...

Rangifer tarandus kept
this deep sleeper awake
cavorting, deer ring
escapade haint...