Comedy

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Giving little getting to...

Giving little getting to much help

E'er since slip of a lad
little boy painfully shy
think Holden Caulfield
Catcher in...

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Funeral Jim

Funeral Jim

Jim scanned the page up and down
As he read the obituary column,
He circled the words with a...

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‘Danny The Tosser’

‘Danny The Tosser’

Daniel Dalaney treasured his title as Scotland’s most strongest man. and as his clansmen stood around him...

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WHAT DID I DO WITH MY FORK ?

What did I do with my fork ?
Has it got legs and gone for a walk
It's not in the cutlery...

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I’m power walkin’

I’m power walkin’

Well I have started my New Year’s resolution and I am well on my way power waking for four miles along...

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song dog sirens

based on true events

song dog sirens

they are a cacaphony,
a chorus of billigrent bitches pitching woo
ar poor junior, forgotten...

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Sick Relationship

I have a confession
I'm in love with my abuser
We have so many memories and treasures shared...

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2009 Hyundai Sonata an...

2009 Hyundai Sonata an infuriating rattletrap

Time and again finances stretched
to breaking point
crackle, pop, and snap
'curse...

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Caviar

On a grey night in December,

I ate burnt toast like caviar,

My hands were as cold as my...

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Nothing boot toe till rot...

Nothing boot toe till rot and duff feet...

Attempting nightly ritual
nsync with sole and
instep of beat
January second 21:08...

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Money

Money

I love
money

I have heard
It is the
Root
Of all
Evil

And...

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My Hairy Ass

Because of my upbringing and education, I'm a man who has substance and class.
But nobody will...

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WINTERS PAST

The winter weather this year has been mild
Certainly a lot different when I was a child
...

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Sid and Sam

Sid and Sam

Sid was the slitheriest of snakes, he could slide down a tree in the speediest of shakes..right from the...

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Vocabulist nonalcoholic...

Vocabulist nonalcoholic punchdrunk stupor January 1st, 2020

Unlike the vast population swath,
with painful hangover
average celebrant merely
doth...

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CAUGHT IN THE RAIN

The rain splashes on that pavement floor
Will do in the future as it has done before
People...

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Prohibition In The USA

Prohibition In The USA

Prohibition began one hundred years ago in the USA.
People had their right to drink booze taken away...