Comedy

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My Star Wars Action Figures

My Star Wars Action Figures

When I built a time machine, I traveled back to 1977 and gave my younger self a hard smack.
When I...

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A vivacious vole?

A vivacious vole?

Something scuttled speedily scarily I see a skirting board with a small round hole . yikes I jump onto a...

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Cold world after all

The world today

This world that we all live in
skeletons, demons walking round chilling.
only God can judge...

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Sinking feeling springs...

courtesy sucker punched by vehicular travails

Sinking feeling springs eternal...

Truckload of banshees muffled
as more'n yours truly wails
he feels wheely tired
as one...

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Nonesense in the liquor

Nonesense in the liquor

Like the sun on dry leaves,and the sonic beams a tone of hateful death to my head...my mind.

And...

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THE HAPPINESS IN LIFE

THE HAPPINESS IN LIFE

THANKSGIVING PAGE

"!!!THE NEW YEAR 2014 IS HERE I WILL BE WORKING ON TWO BOOKS FAITH IS WISDOM AND...

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My television debut?

My television debut?

Grasping at straws trying to seek a solution I fail miserably with my ‘not got a clue’ contribution..stood...

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NEVER IN MY LIFE (TRY NEW...

I've never in my life ridden a horse before
What to expect I'm not really sure
I'm sure it's...

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Gone

Gone

Lost my writing mojo
my thoughts have nowhere to go
there staying in my heart
and don'...

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Soporific narcoleptic pull...

Soporific narcoleptic pull wielded courtesy innocent looking bed

Hypnagogic spell immediately cast
overpowering drug induced state fast
overcome even those...

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M and W

M and W are the same written upside down
Wouldn't it be funny if we turned them around?
The...

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CHARLES (A KING IN WAITING)

This poem is about one of life's fortunate males
His official title is The Prince of Wales
...

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Old-fashioned beef stew?

Old-fashioned beef stew?

Chefs make cooking so easy, with their cubing and chopping nothing like me with my hacking and dropping,...

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Why spoiled misses princess...

never wishes to awaken from pleasant snooze

Why spoiled misses princess...

Appellation (with trailing switchback
and/or additional colorful turns
of phrases)...

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Happy Birthday To Me

Happy Birthday To Me

At 53
I am saying
Happy birthday
To me

Yes Editors
This
Dawg...

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“Batten down the hatches!!”

“Batten down the hatches!!”

Oh my God its windy I was pegging out a sheet when a mahoosive gusty gale came and blew me off my feet, I...

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The Rackets!!

The Rackets!!

Patricia played the piano, Patrick loved the drums, both of them sat making rackets all the time on their...