Comedy

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Clumsy clot

Clumsy clot

What the hell I am a hamhanded clumsy clot, I haven’t any crockery left coz I have broken the bloody lot...

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Reading out loud brings...

Reading out loud brings exaltation

Yours truly whiles hours away
reading out loud... tis not hearsay
cuz ears of mine relish......

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MISTER BALL AND OTHERS

Have you heard the tale of Mister Ball ?
He keeps his bedroom in his messy hall
This was...

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In a hum-drum

In a hum-drum

I’m feeling fits and starts of flatness in a wiped-out way, a hum-drum of a hot and bothered using words...

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Big bad bunions

Big bad bunions

Pickled onion poem ???

“Do you know about the old wive’s remedy for getting rid of big bad bunions...

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House of Words

House of Words

If you wanna write
You gota try hard
Think of your mind
As some playing cards

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TOP OF THE CLASS

I'm not one to brag or even boast
However this poem I just have to post
My teacher marked my...

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Weirdly Ways

Sometimes your right and dident even realize that sometimes your wrong and couldent belive it

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Who Are You

You are the mysterious creature that
lurks in the shadows of the night
Holding a list of...

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My fragrant flowers

My fragrant flowers

I planted pretty posies of rouge red roses such scented perfume for the passing people’s noses. An...

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Porky's Revenge

Porky's Revenge

When I ordered a suckling pig, it turned out to be Porky Pig's son.
I learned that when Porky got...

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An actual prayer

1)

God (MIA),

Why are you such a negligent parent? And why should we beg like...

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His Fifty Five inch new TV?

His Fifty Five inch new TV?

Well he bought hiself a brand new TV but that won’t keep me from my poetry . Coz there’s never nothing...

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The Dark Shadow

Sometimes when I
walk out at night
I see a dark shadow
that follows me

I say...

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Jimmy loves his football⚽️

Jimmy loves his football⚽️

He loves his football yet he never scores a goal because he’s getting on abit the poor old soul . God...

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My horror of hallucination

My horror of hallucination

To Noonoo land is where I go betwixt my mudddled imagination . amidst a mess and a half of bewilderment I...

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CLIFF HANGER

Lives life on the edge driving an old banger
Let me introduce you all to Mr Cliff Hanger
...