Comedy

Billy Foster is clock watching today
Wants time to go fast needless to say
Going on holiday...

A friend is a person who makes you laugh.
A friend is a person who visit your gaff.

Friends...

When
you
Decided
To
Correct
Me
In
Front
Of
...

I know a zookeeper whose name is Fred
Has a responsibility that the animals are fed
All the...

Betwixt bawling in befuddled bafflement well I think I need a muzzle as I sit amusing myself with this...

I love
to make
Fun
Of
The
Brits'
Accent
Though
Some...

I filled my kettle with cold water like many times before
Always expecting hot boiling water that...

She’s a Huckleberry hillbilly wearin’ petticoats frilly, catchin’ all the boys eyes and givin’ them a huge...

I'm sitting in a cell because I kicked a man's sorry butt.
I beat the crap out of him because he...

What goes up must in theory come down
One goes to a circus to laugh at a clown
To see...

Well would you believe it and I know it sounds absurd but I tell you no lie and this is just what I heard...

When I was a kid
I was inspired
By things we beleive
And what we admire

But...

Where I'm from is pretty rough an' so's the folk in truth
Then there's them what acts stuck up, all...

Fear-
I have fears
Or had if i’m right
But fears equal restrants
And retsrants...

Huh Greg said my first attempt at his worst poem ever was far to perfect and I said “Well I never” So “Blah...

Well I have been asked to do a challenge about the worst poem ever
So I shall try my very best to...

“Go fetch Billy” as his master throws a stick
Billy the big boisterous Boxer pup doesn’t miss a...