Comedy

Sweet is candy as the Americans say
Sweet is also the errand that you did today
Sweet is not...

Can't understand what you want me to do
Go for a walk when I have just turned two
You feed...

Watch out ladies he's coming your way
The airport lounge lizard wants you for his prey
He...

It was the worst thing that ever happened to me.
My life went straight to Hell because of the...

Bethany and Brittany were sisters from London town
One was so very serious the other as...

I want
to be known
As
The Samuel Jackson
Of poets

Mother fucker this...

Especially one courteously wrapped ably
anonymously gifted to
an aspiring gourmet Chef...

Do you see me
while I tirelessly
Create me
Ink

Do you see me
while the...

Do you see me
while I tirelessly
Create me
Ink

Do you see me
while the...

Met a lady one day I am not going to forget
To me she was for sure a quirky brunette
Never...

I want to write a poem that starts with zed
I have to complete it before I go to bed
Shall I...

the year that was

January

The world watches in amazement
Longest shut down in...

I went walking in the valleys.
Happened across a creature so old.
Standing on guard
A...

Hes so masculine
Muscular and mightily macho
As he’s pumping his iron pulsating with pronto...

He is an old romantic Romeo
She is his Juliet
With only one thing on his mind right now...

Wily wordsmith wields wisdom and wit
renders requiem welcoming thee to visit,
no matter...

When I said that Hillary Clinton sucks, my daughter punched me in the head.
I cut a hickory switch...