Comedy

There is a Topsy Turvy land where everything makes a sound
When people will walk upside down so...

Tea or coffee which one do you prefer
black or white or nor sugar
wake up in the morning...

Plain flour gives him edible power and he has two free fange eggs for his invisible legs
His skin...

All you chappywappy use such fancy wordygurdy,
why can't yous writey stuffy we all understandy?...

Laptops out at Liverpool Street Station
Britain is fast becoming an electronic nation
...

With her bedroom eyes, mattress thighs,
Duvet pupils twice the size,
Plumped up pillows,...

There is a definate devide
Betwixt and between
England’s pleasant pasture’s green
You...

The energy drink is flat and lost its fizz
So I don't have any oomph or gee whizz
Will have...

I hate to say I told you so but you wouldn't listen to me.
And your so called girlfriend went on a...

I started sneezing in the superstore
Well I just couldn’t stop
So “Atichoo atashoo”
I...

“Hiccup”
“Hiccup” “aaahhhIccuppp”
two seconds go by then “Hhhhiccup”
Dam and blast “...

The heatwave`s
Been all the rage
Like it`s going out of fashion,
It`s the season for...

Time to sleep my little blue eyed one
Today for you is now over and done
You have...

All night they look at me,
But don't see me.
They look through me, past my outer shell and...

All aboard this goblin train
Tonight we're goblin traveling
Not up above goblin beneath...

She is a worrier about worriment as she worries everyday
Her anxieties of agonising apprehension is...

Well it must be twelve o’clock a’ticking with that tock
My tummy is a’rumbling it’s such a hungry...