Comedy

Say “Hello” with an elbow bump
Coz there’s no more shaking hands
In these days of...

Best sung courtesy rotten dull liver:red worst
after words which, I gotta quench mine thirst
...

A name so pretty like that of a flower
So beautifully springlike without the shower
Are you...

We are James, Pauls and Johns,
We are Marys, Jens and Juans,
We are Avas, Beths and Claras,...

Don't stand on my shoes they are brand new
Not my fault there is such a massive queue
Be...

The barber shop for a quick crop,
Long locks need a trim,
A considerable while to snip and...

as 2020 presidential election nearing
pleading joshing, and endearing...

The choice for...

Having a lovely lie in when the Cockerel crows outside
“Run away you noisy bird up yonder hillside...

A guy named Bill,
just wants his money,
Bill was so real
Nobody thought Bill was funny...

Fine detail leave nothing to chance
Burglars were they that was their stance
A painting in...

A guy named stretch
was out looking for holes
He had no neck but he had the best fishing pole...

Hey Ho look out batten your hatches once again
Coz the weathermans just said storm ‘Hor-hay is...

So I found my self single in this modern day and age
At the point of wanting to date, and ready for...

The twenty ninth of February is a complex day
Four years in the making some people will say
...

Oooh let’s get a takeaway
There’s so many different kinds to eat
Chinese, Indians, Tapas and...

Not easy having a name such as mine
Certainly not ideal and definitely not fine
So many...

Eating this orange bought tears to my eyes
The sharp tangy taste caught me by surprise
...