Comedy

Gunning gusto for Bernie Sanders dagnabbit
nipped in figurative bud triggered zilch
prospects...

Imagine a coat without zips or pockets
Wouldn't be any use like plugs without sockets
A car...

Every person on the Simpsons is sick and they will die.
They're suffering from Jaundice, that's the...

With a wiggle waggle wobbliness
Of jilly jolly jellies
the willy wally wannabees
...

Massive Bull Mastiff `Macho`
Impresses all the girls
With his biceps, pointed `guy pecs`,...

Hence no surprise... yes
recherché rhetorical flourish(es) impress,
yet mine deliberate...

Cosmo editor
your so sweet
Nominating this creator
as my words
Cannot be beat...

My wife became furious because I forgot to buy her some candy and flowers.
The bitch tried to...

They are as tight as a ducks arse
pardoning my french
One could not get any tighter
...

Dreaming I'm sure of it but something is wrong cause my dad is dead he's talking to me I'm talking back...

Look out ladies he's up to no good
Nicknamed by us fellas as Bud the stud
He oozes charm and...

She is her Mother’s daughter but she’s got her Daddy’s feet
with stubby sausage little toes that...

We had kippers for our tea and tho they were very nice
before you have some kippers
I shall...

This funny little tale is that of two brothers
Very confusing as they both had different mothers...

Every February fourteenth,
(reference Gregorian Calendar see
High Middle Ages his Saints' Day...

Chica
I would
Like
To
Stuff
Your
Taco
With
My...

Young Lady
I saw you
Stuff
Heroin
Up
Your
BUTT CHEEKS
...