Comedy

Can't stop and won't stop this bug of mine
Some maybe terrible and others maybe fine
It is...

Do I taste like candy?
Too sweet for thy tongue,
Full of poison?
For thy prejudice...

I am who I am not who you want me to be
Don't fit into any category as you will see
I am...

A riddle me ree for you from me ?

I set you a challenge
A riddle me ree
If you can...

He looked out from his window sill
There he spotted his neighbour Bill
Bill waved to him...

Especially when giving cheeky badass
blemished physiognomic reflection
tricking me seeing...

I am brave,
I am strong,
I know how to carry on.
I am funny,
I am wise,
...

Old fashioned words are not used anymore
Twas a correct statement I know for sure
Doth...

Shake that bottle and shake it well
The contents won't come out as far as I can tell
By far...

He doesn’t like potatoes and he hates processed peas
Infact it’s any green vegetable he can’t stand...

In our home
dogs rule

Don't get
me
Wrong
I love
The fuckers...

At night my life's love,creates tears in my eyes
They fall,just as soon as she climbs into bed,...

This song has such a wonderful and sweet refrain
Can't wait for it to come round again
Many...

Latitude said to Longitude the other day
Let's not give a direction come what may
We won't...

A visit to the dentist is a scary thing
So much pain it will certainly bring
My dentist was...

My gorgeous girls are like a breath of early morning dew, six shining stars in all they think, speak and...

We want to and will do someday when we pass through
but we put off tomorrow what needs done today...