Comedy

memories dies in pools of blood

A hit to my neck
Cant carry my head

High it seems...

I saw a man crying when he bought two shopping carts full of groceries.
The man had to pay about...

Some agree with what my brother did but others don't understand.
Something bad happened and he...

Me and you are staying home today doing absolutely nothing!! I don’t care that you want to drive to the...

The misses took play therapy (hive
urgently got to tell thee)
to whole nother level,
...

the hatred inside me is so powerful.

there is no one i do not hate.

i hate them; i hate you...

When I say Zombies ate my neighbors, I'm not talking about a video game.
Zombies ate my neighbors...

I'm getting sick of the people who come to my store to shop.
They come here and try to steal and I...

Pin striped suited man looking so smart
Knows his route to work off by heart
Goes about his...

Deep Fake Era is Upon Us

The Deep fake era is upon us
Every thing is fake these days
...

Oregon Demon Cat

The demon cat
Lived in Medford Oregon

The demon cat was a big black...

If you go to Cuckoo land
You won’t know you’ve been there
Could get up to all kinds of...

In amidst the cobwebs, there will be spiders up in there.. is my cuppyhole that is our attic, you have to...

It all started when my damn house was infested.
I killed every rat in my house and I was arrested....

Invariably analogous setting
kickstarts schlemiel to agitate
excretory mechanism linkedin,...

Charlie was a city cat
The leader of the gang
He had a fight with smokey Joe
He bit...

This is a tale about little Jimmy Nicholl
Out walking one day he got himself into a pickle
...