Comedy

No matter birth canal
long since got breached,
countless scores of years
I quickly...

There is a laundromat
just up the street

It's where neighbours and strangers often...

We had to leave

The plumbing was bad

It defused a reek

that...

I have had dreams
before when I saw pink
elephant never a
elephant in pink hoodie...

Cosmofunneller’s out there in cyber space.. if you are reading my ditty then you are in the right place.....

Haha I find Cosmofunnel just so much fun and now the hilarious challenge of the ‘Sock’ ditties has begun...

Yo, maid Marion
The wife says I must contribute
To this sock-full of poetic carrion
...

Smelly socks upon our feet smouldering amidst the sweaty heat, covering heals and smothering toes.. one’s...

my doggy
Mouth
Cannot
Quite
Make
A.kiss
So I licked
You...

Poetic snapshot regarding immediate
actual, physical, spatial... environment
pertinent,...

Back in the nineties, a video game was made that was called 'Mario is Missing'.
But the game was...

Damn it Joe
have you
Ever
Heard of
Personal spaces?

I know your
...

The poet gods
are in celebrations
today
Because
The Messiah
Of...

It was Halloween night but I had no candy.
But I did have an air rifle and it came in handy.
...

Unsolicited feedback
across rock of ages woke
beguiling ghostly busty spectre
courtesy...

Sometimes working at GameStop is good but other times, it sucks.
Last week a woman tried to buy an...

Until last month, I had a sixty year old pen pal.
She turned out to be a liar and a not so nice gal...