Comedy

Homicide courtesy munch
house zen by proxy
immediately suspected hunch
police, K9...

My wife died and I was the only parent that my son had.
But he decided to get me in trouble because...

I looked in the mirror and thought this is me
I am no other person that really is plain to see...

It’s dark outside, the sun is sleeping, so clearly,
6 in the morning is still the middle of the...

Let's get
real
For
A Moment

I have done
Some shit
That may...

Ya wanna count bajillion sheep,
but tween gluteus maximus powerful
natural gas explosions...

Train your brain and think this through
A hard puzzle to complete is what you must do...

Never ask for a kebab again
Cause now this will never end,
So skint no food or gas ,no hot...

There was once a young lass from Pitt Meadows
Who liked to hold doors open for her fellows
...

How many husbands have you had in your life
For I have lost count how many times you have been a...

One step forward with two steps back! Aint life a blast!!! rushing around on life’s racetrack as the tick...

She wore rainbow coloured laces on her designer shoes
A kaleidoscope of colours but mainly reds and...

My old pal put the fiend in friend.
He caused our friendship to end.
He took my car without...

When it came to the 2016 Presidential nominations, they were rigged.
Trump and Clinton's nominations...

When I went to Walmart, a man bought the last Nintendo Switch.
I was angry and I decided to steal it...

You've seen us behind closed doors

and out in public

we're nuts

the both of us...

I was sitting in the park one day
in the shade underneath a tree
When I saw this little...