Comedy

As Halloween costume,
one year during early grade school,
my father got brilliant idea...

Spoke to
the devil
today
You were
The main
Subject
Of...

I have a story to tell but it's pretty dark.
I get in a lot of trouble with my loan shark.
He...

When my son asked me to buy him the new Call of doody, I said no.
I had to ground him because of the...

"Breathe deep the gathering gloom watch light fade from every room
Bedsitter people look back and...

"Breathe deep the gathering gloom watch light fade from every room
Bedsitter people look back and...

“Mam’ma where’s Mr. Moon?” my granddaughter asked me looking up to the sky, as we walked out in the...

When I was alive, I was a big fan of the Indiana Jones films but that was a mistake.
When it came to...

the freezer
burn
feeling you get
upon discovering
your
spouse
...

The bloody murder weapon
found at the scene
of the Jim Beam homicide
had the gold...

“Over the garden wall I let my baby fall, my Mother came out & gave me a clout, over the garden wall...

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Penuriousness long did acquaint
yours truly, who feels loath
to lodge complaint
...

One of my neighbors said something that was as stupid as can be.
It was the dumbest thing I've ever...

Everybody everywhere uses loo roll & lather, I’m known as a hoarder with as many packets as I can...

I wish I had a six pack
I wish that I was buff
I try to do some sit-ups
I just don’t...

As the slippery snake slithered up a tree.. he watched in awe as a bird did flee.. “Oh if only I had s’s’...