Comedy

When I went to Walmart, a man bought the last Nintendo Switch.
I was angry and I decided to steal it...

You've seen us behind closed doors

and out in public

we're nuts

the both of us...

I was sitting in the park one day
in the shade underneath a tree
When I saw this little...

The fair maiden in distress
shoots up a flare
seeking assistance
from everywhere...

I tortured a man and it gave me pleasure to hear him holler and squeal.
He sounded just like a pig...

You're eating a Mango
so juicy and fine,
as you sink your teeth in
I wish it was mine...

Men need a haircut whoever they may be
They like to look smart as you are about to see
This...

As my pen fell to the air beneath.... my love
the line of hope caught a place on you....

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Let me tell you all a tale of the mean tangerine
One of the baddest fruits I have ever seen...

I'm a vampire and I'm after your blood
Keep your doors locked you really should
Garlic they...

I wonder why an earth ‘Curiosty killed the cat!’....did it climb into oven to eat a pie & THAT was the...

Some people call my cousin stupid and others call him mentally ill.
He counterfeited money but he...

Rudder than trigger, provoke,
incite..., voodoo curse
necessitating emergency visit
...

Dressed up in joviality, top to toe looking bemused....baggy breeches, colossal shoes, he keeps the...

If video games were like crack, I would've been dead long ago.
If video games were like crack, I...

When it comes to my neighbor, I usually have a fit.
He irritates the hell out of me and he's a...

Well I’m twirling over ideas for Xmas presents in my head as I lye wide awake deepthinking in my comfy bed...