Comedy

I need to find a subject that grips the old heart strings,
I need to write of something, and hope...

I am a statue in the grounds of the Queen
So many tourists a day have I seen
My location is...

Tho I doubt superstitions I’m still not taking any chances, I dodge walking through the middle when a...

My new wife is even more special than I could believe.
Because of my situation, many women would...

Last Saturday night
He went to the movies
with murder on his mind
He said I rather see...

Dear William

In response to your sticky note stated below, I have a response that follows:...

Her name is Chun Li and she first appeared in Street Fighter II.
Don't make this woman angry or she'...

Flicking through the channels
this is his regular routine, nothing appeals to him if you know what...

What I'm about to tell you is the truth, I'm not joking.
I bought a cigarette rolling machine for my...

One size fits all that's what it said
I tried them on and shook my head
The advertisement...

currently
I am lying
Here
In a full Nelson
Under a very
Heavy cat...

EXCUSE ME

CAN I TAKE

YOU

TO A DIFFERENT LEVEL?

WHERE
CREATIVE...

Lucky thirteen was the name of this tired old horse
All bets taken were that he wouldn't finish the...

Princess Peach was rescued but she soon felt vexed.
Mario only saved her because he wanted to have...

This wordsmith long in the tooth
unsure if I Cain
or Abel craft a spoof
espying name...

Telephone Avenue is a road ahead of time
Blends in nicely in this funny little rhyme
Long...

Heart pumping
Head pounding
Vision sharpens
Anxiety heightens
Body on alert...