Comedy

Walking up around the street
Kids yelling"trick or treat
Children knocking on my door
...

I dread going to the dentists
It’s an annual visit that I hate :(
Even if it’s just for a...

Having many irons in the fire with never enough hours in the day, this is a housewife’s work load come...

soulful scribe matt er fact - seeks solemn sanctuary

Despite always pledging
allegiance to...

When my nephew's wish didn't come true, he wanted to be dead.
He wanted his teddy bear to come to...

He has the hairiest face that I have ever seen....the last time that he shaved was when he was eighteen,...

(Inspired by 'The Golden Goose' fairytale.)

I have a story about why my ex-girlfriend sucks....

Its been fifty long years, I say.
I have wrote every single day.
The reviews I get aren't,...

Two old timers
Chatting in a bar,
One of them was local
The other from afar…
...

There’s a clandestine character hiding under a blanket of boring grey tho the weather forecast looks...

I slipped Ole Saint Nicky
A Christmas mickey
As he hummed silent night

Being nice is...

on sand
with buddies
in the wind

I love
speaking
In
Code
Especially
When
I am
Among
...

I love
speaking
In
Code
Especially
When
I am
Among
...

Maisie, Tikka & Mabel are my neice’s three pet hens but they have to be segregated in the coop pens .....

Last week while I slept, my damn neighbor decided to rob me.
He stole my car which was an identical...

Woke up
to take
A piss
Words
Scrambling
through
My
Head...