Comedy

There will be
No
Requiem for the dead
Tonight

Why should I
sing
...

I was a referee in Mike Tyson's Punch-Out and I'm a former boxer as well.
I fought Rocky Balboa...

Don’t get me wrong I could never do it right
Well others it was a beautiful site
11 rings of...

He calls himself Mister Gorgeous get out of his way
Preens in front of the mirror every...

When I was in high school, a bully bullied me.
I thought the bullying would end if I learned karate...

I claim no responsibility for my acts,
Your honor let’s look at the facts.
It was a crime of...

you are full of hate
No room to accommodate love or forgiveness

To busy looking on others...

Every friggin day
mother hen runs amuck,
while all chicken's
beady eyes appear...

I wonder if that famous actor John Belushi
Happened to like rice and sushi
What of the fine...

studious skinny scruffy scribe

Scathing, scolding, screaming,
scorning, searing, sniggering...

I had to travel through eight worlds to save Princess Peach.
But she's about as warm and caring as a...

I tried
cutting the
Cords
To cable
And direct tv
But my
Russian...

"Bang head here" that's what the poster said
So that's what I did I banged my head
"...

Shell yours truly share hook line
and sinker, regarding how I nearly
fell prey to off fish...

My cousin was a major pain in the ass, he always wanted to borrow money.
He's 45 years old but he's...

Got my knee's on the dirt, blood on my hands,
tears in my eyes,
This year made me wise, Death...

Donald Trump, Lemony Snicket ghost Spiro
Agnew, plus knowledgeable Jiminy Cricket,
all...