Comedy

Creature of habit always goes to bed at eight
Never a minute before and never a minute late
...

After my number
was proclaimed

I went to the counter
to claim my prize

The...

Word
was
An olive branch
Was extended
As I was directed
To get in...

The restaurant we booked is our favourite spot
The food is ok and we like it a lot.
There’s...

Friday the thirteenth, (September
tooth house hind nineteen)
dark shadows winessed scads of...

I have a secret I will share,
I absolutely love footwear.
My closet though
Is far too...

I know a bloke who has long hair down his back.. he likens himself to the Himilayan Yak, the only...

Well, thanks a lot Jillian!
I already had a little bit of bad luck today, since you wrote this...one...

Deep
within
The compounds
Of the Cosmofunnel
Editors' Room
He was Taken...

it is
Late
And
You
have
Gone
To sleep

I am not
...

hey guys
I am
Still
Here
Doing
What
A poet
Does
...

I get
the fact
That time
To time
One must
Call in sick

And...

You know
when you
Say Goodbye
Like a Beatles
record that
Skips
I...

This little tale is about a lady named Ann Twerp
Belgian beer she just loved to drink and slurp...

My late friend and I would discuss our wives breasts and he'd get mad enough to kill.
I would always...

just jabbering gibberish (A - I)

Again, another awkward ambitious
arduous attempt at...

nowadays, we don't dance enough
i see couples picking fights instead of flowers
give me that...