Comedy

He loves his football, whilst he’s yelling at the screen blastpheming at the ref, just as well he cannot...

Feeling frustrated !..... just spilled my cuppa everywhere, then I moved my ‘Tassimo’, dropped full thing...

unchangeable, untameable and unhinged
no one can hold me; nothing can harm me
this lonely...

Why are we praying for salvation,
when we could be making sweet passionate love affairs?
Why...

(Betsy Ross would beam at unflagging effort)

Ah, here all along yours truly
thought himself...

I remember her like it was yesterday
a decade has gone by and a lot has changed
I've come a...

My rich uncle bought me a brand new car but it's such a stupid gift.
He bought me a Corvette but he...

Here is a little tale concerning Mister Hennessey
He came from the American state of Tennessee...

“Cock-a-doodle-do my Cockerel crowed to me
I think he meant “Would I like a free range egg for my...

Because my parents wouldn't buy me any new clothes, I started using a needle and thread.
They...

We have a Mr. Nobody in our house, he dwells within our four brick walls & I know if he’s been out to...

I stole one of Donald Trump's credit cards five years ago.
I spent ten million dollars and prison...

Today we went to the seaside
Just for the day
We packed ourselves a picnic
To eat by...

Just before stroke o' midnight
slated date above zee wife,
i.e. the missus, aboot
same...

She had a swig when we were not looking
In the kitchen while she did the cooking
A crafty...

When I least expect it
she'll come around the bend
say hello, say something
don't just...

I left some
crumbs on
The counter
Feel free
To gobble
Them up
As...