Comedy

His name is Mario Mario and he was Nintendo's mascot.
He used to be Nintendo's biggest star but now...

My name is Luigi and I inherited a mansion that is haunted.
But when Grandpa died, he didn't leave...

Well as I am sat supping a latte on this rare beautiful blue, British afternoon... a bloke is obviously...

The animals went in two by two
Noah poked’em & prodded ‘em & tried to shoo but not a single...

Today is another sunny day
Another day to rejoice and play
The flowers has bloomed and...

In just a couple of minutes, I'm going to die.
You are probably curious so I'll tell you why....

A baby learning to walk is a funny old thing
So much happiness to the family it can bring
...

I found out why a lot of people started hating me.
I was a screenwriter and I wrote Superman III....

You hired me to be a cook at your restaurant.
I'll cook but I won't do everything you want.
...

when you no longer dance​​​​
with me on memories in flight
like stars on a sea of waves...

In between the hollyhocks,
beneath yon row of peony roses
there dwells Mrs. Snuffoculus...

When I was a teenager, I made a lot of fathers unhappy.
I was constantly being beaten up or shot at...

If I had the ears of an elephant with perhaps the sharp eyes of an owl, I could gallop along with the...

Can't see why they should visit the gym
Their bodies are healthy,lean and trim
All that...

I promise to fetch and carry you wherever you are
It doesn't matter whether you are near or far...

within my contentment of dreams
I see you walking on shores
we once shared

A cloudy...

I better write a poem just before I go
What it shall be about I really don't know
...