Comedy

I imagine little house on the prairie
(bordering Lake Woebegone),
a place to hang cloak...

As children, when Lucy pulled away the football, it was cute.
Back then I could laugh about it and I...

When I went to Las Vegas, I lost all of my money and I also lost my wife's entire life savings.
I...

When one forget’s to remember
yet they have remembered they have forgot, one shouldn’t be concerned...

I’ve wrote poems about the weather, yes my books have one or two
I’ve jotted ditties that are...

If choices were wishes
I would wish
For you
If you were in an ocean full of fishes...

I just love the region name Zanzibar
Would be a long way to travel by car
Sounds like a...

This is a tale about my good mate Matt
In all kinds of weathers he wears a hat
Nobody knew...

I'm one of the owners of a trucking company that's called STD.
Nobody will hire us, even when we...

Animal noises keep me awake every night
The perils of being a zookeeper that's my plight
...

I get my morning wash in my shower with a relax, refresh & revive
this usual human ritual makes...

Sometimes tho not that often my tastebuds crave a llittle grease
yes I know it furs your arteries...

To him one slice was just never enough
He considered brie to be the ultimate good stuff
That...

This dodgy Sheila came from Australia way
Didn't start well when she didn't say good day
She...

It's that time of the month again, your rent is due.
You'd better pay up or I'll beat the hell out...

“Please don’t hurt me” shrieked the shrew as she sobbed with her mighty yelp
“If you step in my...

Sid & his fiesty friends fancied an adventure, an expedition like none others
Well after much...