Comedy

At school these are the things that I learnt
During Chemistry be careful not to get burnt...

My stepson is so stupid that he was busted by the cops.
It all started when the damn idiot stole...

Can somebody please let Mrs. Season know it is summertime now
does she think it is November ?...

I bet you’ve always wondered
why & when field mushrooms grow
Well I shall let you into a...

It made me very angry and people are stupid when they say it's no big deal.
If my uncle wasn't...

I watched a man today
escaping from a bee
what a commotion he was making
as he raced...

He was as ‘Nissed as a pewt’
as he fell off his chair
He landed head first in the garden...

Situations, consultations
meetings to attend
Collecting kids from school
car...

I’m not sure what to feel
I’ve wrote so many ditties
I’m almost onto number 1000
I...

This story could be a joke or could be true
A frog escaped today from London Zoo
With his...

Isn't the English language a wonderful thing
What chaos and confusion that can bring
...

Poof issued from invisible magic dragon,
which nobody dead sea
immediately disrupting...

I get out my pencil and paper and start to doodle
All the time imagining I'm eating your strudel...

Slithering sinews of mucassy slime
Children are playing with this all of the time
It’s yukky...

In my sudden haste I said all men were dogs
until I came across a doggy dog dog
Precieved a...

The nearly man is almost but not quite there
Doesn't complete his tasks and doesn't care
He...

What once was isn't now
The internet does it all somehow
Tells you the best places where to...