Comedy

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Why I'm Not In School

Why I'm Not In School

People are saying that I'm a rotten kid.
They're mad and can't believe what I did.
Summer...

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Maniacal madman manacled me

Maniacal madman manacled me

Ironclad choke hold tightened
around pencil necked geek
stranglehold noose asphyxiated...

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A BUTCHER'S KNIFE

It's hard being me I have a hard life
I am dear friend a butcher's knife
I'm responsible for...

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Loosing (lou sing) the damn...

Loosing (lou sing) the damn rumors...

Torpedo style full speed ahead
keeping me in suspense,
what salacious gossip
gets...

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My Cousin's Choice

A Wizard gave my cousin two choices, become an ogre or praise the new Doctor Who.
It took less than...

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ā€˜Demons in disguise’

ā€˜Demons in disguise’

Blue bottles, midges, pesky flies
these dam tiny devils are very wise
They target you with...

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Greedy Taxi Service

Greedy Taxi Service

A taxi driver charged me fifty bucks for a short trip.
And then the S.O.B. had the nerve to ask for...

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Wild goose chase

Wild goose chase

Pursuit for elusive prey
teases yours truly
into treacherous catacombs
dangerous...

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THE FLY CATCHER (OR NOT)

What I wonder shall I write today
So many subjects I have to say
I could write about this...

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~ Insanity's Finely...

~ Insanity's Finely Etched Moments ~

In these, the finely etched moments of morning
As though through a finely crafted,
Rose-...

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Excuse Me

Eighty-Four Pins is my first collection of Poetry available now...

Excuse Me

Excuse me!
This does not belong to me!
It is not mine!
I don’t want it left in my mind...

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Why Working For Room and...

Why Working For Room and Board Usually Sucks!

When I agreed to work for room and board, I was told that it would be good.
But the boss lied to me...

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Straight Up

Straight Up

Hey big guy!

You're too tall
Bend down so we can hear you

Tell us what to do...

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The Man With No Belly...

The Man With No Belly Button...

??? writing this, made me have a right chuckle! ?? have you seen Sally?? Wanted! Inflated or deflated!...

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Schlerotic schlemiel...

Schlerotic schlemiel schleps...

Into lonely senescence -
three plus decades already elapsed
trepidation, hesitation...

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THE GENIE AND PROUD ITALIAN

Rubbing his lamp hard and out pops the genie
As with tradition three wishes were given she wasn't a...

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some spectacles breaking...

some spectacles breaking incident with me...

one day i was playing cricket,
my age was ,i think seven or eight.
that time i was a one of...