Comedy

When I least expect it
she'll come around the bend
say hello, say something
don't just...

I left some
crumbs on
The counter
Feel free
To gobble
Them up
As...

His name is Mario Mario and he was Nintendo's mascot.
He used to be Nintendo's biggest star but now...

My name is Luigi and I inherited a mansion that is haunted.
But when Grandpa died, he didn't leave...

Well as I am sat supping a latte on this rare beautiful blue, British afternoon... a bloke is obviously...

The animals went in two by two
Noah poked’em & prodded ‘em & tried to shoo but not a single...

Today is another sunny day
Another day to rejoice and play
The flowers has bloomed and...

In just a couple of minutes, I'm going to die.
You are probably curious so I'll tell you why....

A baby learning to walk is a funny old thing
So much happiness to the family it can bring
...

I found out why a lot of people started hating me.
I was a screenwriter and I wrote Superman III....

You hired me to be a cook at your restaurant.
I'll cook but I won't do everything you want.
...

when you no longer dance​​​​
with me on memories in flight
like stars on a sea of waves...

In between the hollyhocks,
beneath yon row of peony roses
there dwells Mrs. Snuffoculus...

When I was a teenager, I made a lot of fathers unhappy.
I was constantly being beaten up or shot at...

If I had the ears of an elephant with perhaps the sharp eyes of an owl, I could gallop along with the...

Can't see why they should visit the gym
Their bodies are healthy,lean and trim
All that...

I promise to fetch and carry you wherever you are
It doesn't matter whether you are near or far...