Comedy

Lower gastrointestinal war civil declared
because sweet tooth (er...rather dentures)
craved...

Short stumpy hairy legs
Pert pointy upright snout
Strutting on before his master
This...

Chugging along amidst the canal current spray
Mooring along the tow path
to visit each...

The new Doctor Who TV show is a true masterpiece, a masterpiece of shit.
I have a son who was...

My dyslexic days
trip me up on the inside.
Cause me to me to change the time, by simply...

This is not an attraction so please don't stare
This monstrosity lacks imagination and flair...

Bowler hat on head and a cup of tea
Pretty obvious that this man was from G.B
God save the...

Tossing and turning
trying desperately..
To catch a red squirrel
in my dreams...

Upon poised to strike unsuspecting prey
oft times myself she doth cannibal eyes
everything...

The face of a chronic illness
Is my face half the day
All of my day
My keeping it away...

Dressing gown on, sitting on the couch,
Runny nose, a thermometer in my mouth,
I've got my...

I'm out of order please don't use me
I no longer work that's really easy to see
Use...

(yes, that would be the snoozing missus,
hook lames to need mooch beauty sleep),
hence who...

Sparrowsong have you hired anyone for the job yet?

All the applicants have a College Degree which...

Upon this cotton wool sky,
Dream your dreams tonight,
Upon this cotton wool sky,
Close...

while i listen to you sing

as every note is felt

and fingers touches
the piano keys...

Xxvi+ marriage anniversary (mine)
recalls first disastrous
date with future missus
...