Comedy

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MOB HIT

MOB HIT

Word
was
An olive branch
Was extended
As I was directed
To get in...

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Ladies That Lunch

Ladies That Lunch

The restaurant we booked is our favourite spot
The food is ok and we like it a lot.
There’s...

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Blood tests at LabCorp...

Blood tests at LabCorp equals vial experience

Friday the thirteenth, (September
tooth house hind nineteen)
dark shadows winessed scads of...

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For Love Of Shoes...

For Love Of Shoes...

I have a secret I will share,
I absolutely love footwear.
My closet though
Is far too...

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Yak of the Lonely

Yak of the Lonely

I know a bloke who has long hair down his back.. he likens himself to the Himilayan Yak, the only...

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Haha Lonely boy ?

Haha Lonely boy ?

Well, thanks a lot Jillian!
I already had a little bit of bad luck today, since you wrote this...one...

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THE A LIST

THE A LIST

Deep
within
The compounds
Of the Cosmofunnel
Editors' Room
He was Taken...

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Stuck in the Lanai

Stuck in the Lanai

it is
Late
And
You
have
Gone
To sleep

I am not
...

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Cosmofunnel Editors

Cosmofunnel Editors

hey guys
I am
Still
Here
Doing
What
A poet
Does
...

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Calling In Sick

Calling In Sick

I get
the fact
That time
To time
One must
Call in sick

And...

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You say Goodbye

You say Goodbye

You know
when you
Say Goodbye
Like a Beatles
record that
Skips
I...

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ANN TWERP

This little tale is about a lady named Ann Twerp
Belgian beer she just loved to drink and slurp...

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Stuffing Her Bras

Stuffing Her Bras

My late friend and I would discuss our wives breasts and he'd get mad enough to kill.
I would always...

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Jinxed jesting jejune...

Jinxed jesting jejune junior jobber...

just jabbering gibberish (A - I)

Again, another awkward ambitious
arduous attempt at...

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night fever...

night fever...

nowadays, we don't dance enough
i see couples picking fights instead of flowers
give me that...

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”Have they got no class ?”

”Have they got no class ?”

Sun worshippers on a public beach parading semi clad
What an eye full for the passerby coz most of...

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Christmas in September :(

Christmas in September :(

Well tis that time of year it has come around again.... as you are strolling thru the aisles in the...