Comedy

If you happen to die in an elevator
Be sure to push “UP” before you go
I know a man who...

LA LA LA DE DE DA DA what you doing Greg singing why you cant sing.
Just write poem NO POEM don't...

Roses are red and viollets are blue my creature is kind and so are you.

Such a pointless emotion is the humans' guilt
My guess it was made when the appendix was built...

It happened again this afternoon
A lady requested my autograph
Mistaking me for Kenny Rogers...

Ahh down memory lane?

Seventies was my era
How I miss my platform shoes
I used to...

Give it a go and give it a try
I know you will like it I'm not gonna lie
Try it on Tuesday I...

Let me introduce you to Frankie Gough
One day a common man the next day a toff
He had a...

In the dictionary beside the word 'dementia'
Is a picture of your man Jackers
The description...

Monkey's in safari park's
Stealing all the car parts
Taking what they need and running off to...

Can you keep a secret and promise not to tell ?
Bring your ears closer I don't want to yell
...

SOME TIME ALL LAUGH, I CRY
I CAN LAUGH BUT CANT BE TRY
BECAUSE HERE IS SOME MISTAKE DONE BY...

Sparrowsong what are you wearing?

Is it new?

You finished it?

Enough of the...

I was born a fool,
There’s nothing I can do
Every mistake,
I ever make,
Is...

Wrinkles, not me ?

Laughter lines on my face
At least thats what I say
Its not coz I’...

The humble croissant is a wonderous thing
So much enjoyment to breakfast it can bring
Some...

Let me tell you about the residents of Green Grove Street
A fine array of characters you should...