Comedy

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Betwixt And Between

Betwixt And Between

Betwixt and between
Sadness and mirth
Happy but sad
For dear Mother Earth

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Plastic plates and pink...

Plastic plates and pink custard!

Tight grey shorts,
Legs red raw,
Walking to school,
In a stroppy mood,
It's the...

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This Town Is A Mistake

This Town Is A Mistake

Have you ever heard of
A town called Mistake
Folks get things wrong
From the moment...

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Abra'CAT'abra

Abra'CAT'abra

Finally I have found the transformation spell...
'How to turn a 'Tabby Cat' into a ''Tortoiseshell...

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Reckless

Reckless

Spending all my money
Giving into peer pressure
Sneaking out late at night
I’m...

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Driving ME round the bend?

I fell out with myself
Just myself & me
Twas not difficult
Coz I am as fickle as...

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THE FAST FOOD MANAGER

THE FAST FOOD MANAGER

He was a man who gestured with his hand
To help compensate with a language he didn't understand...

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Naughtiness

Naughtiness

Can't imagine life without naughtiness
It spices things up, it does
Naughtiness was given to...

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Might Become Valuable One Day

Might Become Valuable One Day

Can't believe how much junk we collect
In our normal day to day living
Can't throw stuff out...

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The Poets' Drinking Binge

The Poets' Drinking Binge

Nigel and Barry
Started the
Mischief

Taunting
all Cosmo
Poets
To...

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CLASS 4G

CLASS 4G

Class 4G was a class from hell
Kids in that class weren't interested to spell
They could not...

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I Love To Sneeze

I Love To Sneeze

Don't know about you but I love to sneeze
A good one will bring me down to my knees

Blasting...

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Sweet Home Alabama

Sweet Home Alabama

Ma!
Have me
some grits,
biscuits n Gravy,
and
percolate
some...

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Non Stop Only

Non Stop Only

She is back
The Leader
of the House
and the self
proclaimed
spokesperson...

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Trouble is Stalking Me

Trouble is Stalking Me

Lately
a fight
has
been
brewing

A confrontation
between
...

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Lauren’s Ollie?

Lauren’s Ollie?

I am looking after Ollie
He is my Grand daughters pet
Everytime I glance into his cage...

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Big Brother Is Watching

Big Brother Is Watching

Haven't got time for those cynical people
They're never gonna drag me down
Life's too short...