Comedy

The perks of the job?

She works at the Coop nine till four
Shes on the middle till
Or...

Senior moment?

Oh no I can’t find my mobile phone
I have hunted everywhere
I’ve...

Well I’ve just had an accident!!
It exploded on the floor
An enormous white powder
...

Though
they certainly
hold
the record
for wonderful
food
and...

Yeah I
am Former
Law Enforcement

work my own
pi firm
and work for...

Instead of behaving like a civilized Human Being, Hell was what he chose to raise.
My brother had a...

Rinky Dinky Doo
I love you
Loved you from the very start
You're the sunshine
In...

Recently been accused of nattering
Guess old age has finally caught up
But when I stop to...

There is a monster that lives in the sea
A wibbily wobbily blob is he
It has green slimey...

Mummys yummy cakes

Mummys busy wonder what she will make
Oh Yummy she has baked Charlie a...

Something happened that depresses me because it's bad.
I got married two years ago and my wife gave...

Bobby & his jackdaw

The was a man who lived alone
He bought a bird to call his own...

Oh me oh my I wonder why
A ‘V’ does form up in the sky
It is a flock of geese fly by
...

The skinny scarey witches cat
It tapped on my window with a rat at tat tat
I opened the door...

I met this angel
With pale blue eyes
He thought that he
Was in disguise
All...

Jack the Jester some people call me
Quite hard living up to at times
But if you keep reading...

*We've got to have fun with our words from time to time, ??*

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