Comedy

Mmmm Lobster

Theres nothing quite like lobster
It hits the spot for me
I love it...

Let me tell you of my friend Neville
He got up and struck a bargain with the devil
Neville...

Chalk & Cheese

There is a little girl
She has a bigger brother
They live in a...

The button on my brain ?

I love playing with words
Its something that I do
So thats...

I saw something strange in hospital today
A man joined the queue outside the eighth bay
The...

Boom-dee-adda, boom-dee-adda, ziss-boom-bah
Halleluiah, hip-hooray and do-re-me-fah-sah

...

No longer do I,
Giggle when someone uses,
The term “Weed Whacker”.

Tasty sweeties?

Cleaning out the guinea pig
I use the plastic scoop
I fill a bag from...

Olly is Laurens guinea pig
He is staying here for a while
His Mum is on her holidays
...

Its definately very chilly today
The weatherman mentioned snow on its way
Oh dear I am not...

You look like a silly old moose, my friend
With those antlers up high on your head
Your name...

Winnifred Witch

Spluttering, smoudering sizziling slime
Enters the cauldron with a touch of...

Knock, knock, trick or treat
Hopped up on sugar
The big lads turned green
Hakuna...

Empty hangers were once dressed
Different sizes, I'm not impressed
Who lives in these very...

Have you hugged a llama today
Or a bunny or a kangaroo
You'll feel all squiggly and giggly...

What an ordeal ?

I have my driving test today
God knows how it will go
But I’m...

He left his glasses at home the other day
Funny things happened to him and got in the way
...