Comedy

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Grumpy Old Man

Grumpy Old Man


Waiting at the bus stop and its ten minutes late
Some noisy children are beginning to grate...

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The Silly Farmer

The Silly Farmer

Awoken was the farmer one bright and early dawn,
Restless and he couldn’t sleep,
So he...

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BASKET WEAVING

BASKET WEAVING

Looking at my watch it was time I was leaving
It was time I was going to my basket weaving
...

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THE ONLY GIRL IN THE POOL

THE ONLY GIRL IN THE POOL

Who would tell me off for making a noise
I was in a swimming pool full of men and boys
I was...

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Mr Silly String Got Into A...

Mr Silly String Got Into A Snip

Mr Silly String wasn’t that long
but he was oh so talented...

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SOLVE ME

SOLVE ME

I come in pieces a lot more than two
Once I was popular now replaced by sadoku
Some people...

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Sparrowsong The Turkey Day...

Sparrowsong The Turkey Day Activist

PETA
has
nothing
compared
to the
Turkey Day
Activist

...

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Turkey and Jack Daniel

Turkey and Jack Daniel

Yes it
is that
time of
year
folks
All
Birdies
from the...

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NOW YOU HAVE A CAT

NOW YOU HAVE A CAT

Hello Sunshine!

I hear you're having a bad day and I really want you to be okay...

I don't...

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A WITCHES RECIPE

A pie of mud
Some vampires blood
A slimy worm
Does this make you squirm?
Some...

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DOUBLE ACTS

DOUBLE ACTS

I think of the many double acts throughout the years
So many have brought me enjoyment, laughter...

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Mr. Neanderthal Man

Mr. Neanderthal Man

HEY! HEY!

Mr. Neanderthal Man
Where did you get those looks?
Hey pretty boy! Seen...

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Nature Calls

Nature Calls

Nature calls and I don't mean coyotes
Got a panicky feeling down to my toe-sies

Till the...

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Raconteur Prevaricator De Jure

Raconteur Prevaricator De Jure

This chap iz a life
long student – groan fizzy
(from being protean entity
at least...

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Something's In My Closet

Something's In My Closet

There's a thing that lives in my closet
I don't dare to open the door
I've been wearing the...

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Grandma & Maisie...

Grandma & Maisie Witchywoos

When the sun does burn the fog
Outside in my view
I’...

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TV Is Rubbish

TV is rubbish!!!

Just sitting on the sofa
Whilst I jot a little ditty
Not much on the...