Comedy

Please Mr showman
Slow your roundabout down
My daughters on it now
Her face is a...

His favourite shirt he wore every day
The colour was blue with flecks of grey
To the outside...

The ‘Beast from the east’
Is approaching our town
So shift your movables
in the...

Dead lucky was the best name to describe him
While others put on weight he always remained slim...

There are so many things make me anxious and wince
Like kissing a lot of frogs before you...

Tick tock tick tock
Goes my German cuckoo clock
Though I am very fond of it
This...

(tongue in cheek
by this moldering geek.)

Thy marriage doth incurably ail,
even...

When we hear music
I think it is the beat
I’ve noticed I’m not the only one
Who...

The future is yet unknown
With all the dreams we own,
Saving hard for a special home.
...

Imagine if everything was topsy-turvy
The sky was a bright yellow-green
Grass was a deep...

Watch me fall out from the sky,
no perpetrating this is my life,
random circumstances cause...

So many abbreviations in the world today
Can't be bothered or CBA is all I will say
In my...

I have a sad story that requires music that's played by a fiddle.
I've been wounded and I'm spending...

What an awful shock
To lose a sock
What grief and hurt
To lose a shirt...

Too much alcohol from the night before
My head is still spinning that's for sure
I looked...

No visit
from Santa
this
Year

Apparently
Saint Nichols
is well...

Well Thanksgiving
Did not
Go so
well

The Main Course
UMMM
I mean...