Comedy

My dearest Prince Charming, have you lost your way?
The road that you took must’ve led you astray...

I'm angry because my wife turned out to be a shopaholic slut.
She thinks she owns me just because...

Theres A Parrot In My Stew

Theres to much sadness in our world
So let us have some fun...

Mmm Chocolate ?

Dam I do like Cadburys
Tho I really wish t’was yuk
I’d not buy it...

Cuckoo land ?

If you go to Cuckoo land
You won’t know you’ve been there
Could get up...

Opposites Attract

Miss Hot pants, Miss Juicy tips
You really look a pair
You couldn’t...

Oft times zee spouse
lingers at select
supermarkets (Landis, Redners,
and/or Wegmans)...

Sparrowsong are you almost ready?

Halloween is coming fast...

Almost got all the bugs out...

Went to the men's room
for a quick pee

When quite unexpectedly
a she dude in a sequin...

This just...in...
Schwenksville, Pennsylvania
Highland Manor mission control...
I reed...

Hoo-ya, hoo-ya, ziss boom bah!
My doctor has given me a thumbs up
I'm good to go for another...

I’m from the palm ministry or in other words act right or I will administer my palm to your mouth and...

My Brain

My Brain is like a computer
The fan is on the blink
Its always on the rev...

We are a drop in the ocean of God,
I’m shredded but free,
I’m lonely but I can see,
...

It was Christmas of 1982 and my parents did something horrible to me.
I asked them to give me a game...

Size doesn't matter
When it comes to a lot of things
Like the size of your ears
Even...

Nearly two years gone and I am still here
The orange baboon, the puppeteer
I have very...