Comedy

don't call me when you need something
always the dollar dollars dollars dollar
No

...

Good
said to me
when time comes
and you did not treat Good
to those as needed...

Waiting at the bus stop and its ten minutes late
Some noisy children are beginning to grate...

Awoken was the farmer one bright and early dawn,
Restless and he couldn’t sleep,
So he...

Looking at my watch it was time I was leaving
It was time I was going to my basket weaving
...

Who would tell me off for making a noise
I was in a swimming pool full of men and boys
I was...

Mr Silly String Got Into A Snip

Mr Silly String wasn’t that long
but he was oh so talented...

I come in pieces a lot more than two
Once I was popular now replaced by sadoku
Some people...

PETA
has
nothing
compared
to the
Turkey Day
Activist

...

Yes it
is that
time of
year
folks
All
Birdies
from the...

Hello Sunshine!

I hear you're having a bad day and I really want you to be okay...

I don't...

A pie of mud
Some vampires blood
A slimy worm
Does this make you squirm?
Some...

I think of the many double acts throughout the years
So many have brought me enjoyment, laughter...

HEY! HEY!

Mr. Neanderthal Man
Where did you get those looks?
Hey pretty boy! Seen...

Nature calls and I don't mean coyotes
Got a panicky feeling down to my toe-sies

Till the...

This chap iz a life
long student – groan fizzy
(from being protean entity
at least...

There's a thing that lives in my closet
I don't dare to open the door
I've been wearing the...