Comedy

People don't like me because I make terrible moonshine.
Nobody in their right mind wants this...

Some people tried to skip out, and not pay their hotel bill.
But when they tried to leave, their car...

L et’s get lost tonight
O ne plane, one room for the night
V isiting hours from now till...

Redrum

Could be heard
Last evening
on the pages
of Cosmo

Much to...

Fitness guru (grew)
to an abrupt screeching halt,
i.e. did dramatically abate,
whence...

Nothing was too much trouble for sisters Jess and Tess
Whatever the question it was always yes...

Dedicated to the newlyweds Tony and Cherie....

American English is difficult to understand
...

Rumors have
been Circulating
In The Cosmofunnel's Newsroom
That the recent festivities...

I\m a vampire, and I prowl during the night.
You'd better lock your doors because I bite.
If...

Declan the dog has a very large tail
Always got him in trouble that is without fail
Knocking...

Hooves stampede a tap dance
Greasy spoon
Chinstraps
Painful smile
Tea and pasta...

Your name is .."Mysoul"

I watch you dance
and played in harmonies
of life's loving...

Have you heard of the Elvis impersonator named Trevor
He does a fantastic version of its now or...

T ake me to Caroline, please...
O nly for Caroline, please...

C aroline, Caroline,...

You would
think
in all the
HONKY TONK
GIN CLUBS
And
JAZZ DIVES...

My wife was slim when we got married, but now she weighs 600 pounds.
She got fat because she doesn't...

She must
Have been
Tripping off
Of perkasets
An
Tha flow was wet
...