Comedy

Shitty is such a cute little word
I chuckle each time I hear it
Even words like crappy or...

TV is rubbish!!!

Just sitting on the sofa
Whilst I jot a little ditty
Not much on the...

Long long ago in a land far away
Was this slave girl named Gedophamee
Worked as a prostitute...

Don't know why
T'wasn't thought of before
When I realized it
I was totally floored...

They elected me as their weird dicktator
President is my title but I am the greatest hater
...

When My
Numbers
Match
The Winning Lottery
Ticket
We are going
to...

I want to sleep forever and never awake
Getting up would be a big mistake
When you are awake...

Here's a subject
Haven't written bout before
Whad'ya think's living
Under the floor...

Shadows of the night :)

Charlie was a city cat
The leader of the gang
He had a fight...

Donavan & Delora

Donavan & Delora
They were the loudest of the lot
You’d hear...

Me & my obsessions :)

I am a very busy person
& Obsessive so they say
I am...

Nature calls and I don't mean coyotes
Got a panicky feeling down to my toe-sies

Till the...

Upon my head there is some hair
The colour is pink and I don't care
You can spot me easily...

A chefs soldiers minute.

Hearing Cans cracking in every direction,
The feeling of remorse...

The Prickles Shindig

Mr & Mrs Prickle were a busy pair
They held a party on the farm...

I talk to my chest hairs every day
Hi there, you seem well endowed
You're coming along quite...

Zebidee & Marmalade

Zebidee & Marmalade
A peculiar mismatched pair
Zeb was...