Comedy

It was Christmas of 1982 and my parents did something horrible to me.
I asked them to give me a game...

Size doesn't matter
When it comes to a lot of things
Like the size of your ears
Even...

Nearly two years gone and I am still here
The orange baboon, the puppeteer
I have very...

Sorry mate I can't be bothered
just getting dressed would have me peeved
sorry but at times I...

How did the phrase “Spitting Image” originate
Seems kinda gross to me
Now here's something I'...

Last night it was Goodnight, now it's a... ??

Good Morning...

Here's to the coffee makers...

Seeing a Sea Shell
Necklace
Upon his
neck

Takes me
back to
a...

Whatever turns your crank
Whatever tickles your pickle
Whatever dunks your donut
...

Here's to the night time lovers
Here's to the lonely Facebookers
Here's to the prosecco...

Just about to launch a new career
Or maybe I should call it a hobby
Dani Spies has certainly...

Men's minds are devious at the best of times
Always twisting their stories
I should know, I'm...

Albeit cold shower with sudden zoo
ming onset of
brisk fallen temperatures
may not be...

There once was a song called “Goofus”
I think this describes me all right
Sounds right for...

I can’t even start
To really add them up
In a grown up way
Like for serious
...

I came with nowt
And I'll leave with nothin'

Another coffin in the ground.
All that...

when loving you on paper thin of wishes

every wish became true

in my fantasy of arrogance...

Shitty is such a cute little word
I chuckle each time I hear it
Even words like crappy or...