Comedy

The world is laughing at the United States of America
They can't believe this powerful, great nation...

Shabbit the rabbit lived all alone
Nobody wanted him wrecking their home
For he'd scratch and...

C ome a little closer, just a little peak
h ere in my box, many delicious surprises
o pen it...

My dearest Prince Charming, have you lost your way?
The road that you took must’ve led you astray...

I'm angry because my wife turned out to be a shopaholic slut.
She thinks she owns me just because...

Theres A Parrot In My Stew

Theres to much sadness in our world
So let us have some fun...

Mmm Chocolate ?

Dam I do like Cadburys
Tho I really wish t’was yuk
I’d not buy it...

Cuckoo land ?

If you go to Cuckoo land
You won’t know you’ve been there
Could get up...

Opposites Attract

Miss Hot pants, Miss Juicy tips
You really look a pair
You couldn’t...

Oft times zee spouse
lingers at select
supermarkets (Landis, Redners,
and/or Wegmans)...

Sparrowsong are you almost ready?

Halloween is coming fast...

Almost got all the bugs out...

Went to the men's room
for a quick pee

When quite unexpectedly
a she dude in a sequin...

This just...in...
Schwenksville, Pennsylvania
Highland Manor mission control...
I reed...

Hoo-ya, hoo-ya, ziss boom bah!
My doctor has given me a thumbs up
I'm good to go for another...

I’m from the palm ministry or in other words act right or I will administer my palm to your mouth and...

My Brain

My Brain is like a computer
The fan is on the blink
Its always on the rev...

We are a drop in the ocean of God,
I’m shredded but free,
I’m lonely but I can see,
...