Comedy

Soothsayer Soothsayer what do you say
What does the future have coming my way
Is there a pot...

Have you ever needed to go so bad
That your eyeballs start to cross
Your back teeth began to...

Old CAP'N CRUNCH was hanging out one day
With the bunch at SPECIAL K Ranch
When FROOT LOOPS...

The funniest thing I ever did see
Was a couple of centipedes in love
Walking hand in hand in...

Have you ever seen a horsey grin
They have a humongous amount of teeth
Their dentist bill...

Lollipop, Lollipop, Lollipop
Remember way back when?
Gummy bears and peppermint sticks...

My sincere apologies to Dr. Seuss
I couldn't resist writing this one
Some of that tasty green...

You look like a silly old moose, my friend
With those antlers up high on your head
Your name...

Who wants to go to Mars?
Be forewarned, the round trip is three years
now I'll ask again......

For Sale: Parachute. Used once, never opened, small stain
Definitely a sales pitch, the stain is...

MONUMENTAL – Man, you is mental
DENTURES – A ding on your car
CATALOG – One cat per log...

I found a way to reach you I found a a way to see. Reaching farther in the past to what we use to be. We...

Chocolate

How i love chocolate.
So what if i eat Chocolate, I like Chocolate.

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Jump And Hop

Bought a Kangaroo to watch him jump
But got too close and he kicked my balls...

Will I be angry while I write this?
Please...
Settle down
Settle down
We're all...

‘Telł me about the rankings’
Said the spider to the fly,
‘Is it votes all given by
the...

E very night I lie awake
t ill morning comes, I have not slept
e very night I am tired...